phud 

An out-of-touch and often senile college or university professor (from Ph.D.).

Dr. Stumblebottom was such a phud that he was found wandering naked in the library, unaware that he had forgotten to put on his clothes that morning.

phud by benkman July 23, 2006

phud 

Females vaginal area and often used when talking about oral sex.

"Oh baby, let me finger your phud!"

phud by ItsJustMeBaby May 19, 2005

phud 

Derogatory slang for Ph.D. or Doctor of Philosophy degree, comparing it to a female vagina, in that it's a right fanny of or not a proper degree or an excuse not to get a proper job.

So you're a phud mate? So you'd rather fanny about than get a proper job?

phud by Mackem_Beefy July 12, 2020

Phud 

Nonsense word used generally by mentally incompetant old bastards.
More prominantly used by people who lack control over their bladder / bowl actions and/or balding reclusive type figures

Oh PHUD!, i have just pissed meself and me witout my sack on too.

Oh, no, just becuse my hair resembles wheatabix, you cant blame me for that 'spliilage' on the floor you phud!

Phud by Werthers are 'Topps' February 9, 2004

phud 

too tired to form any thoughts

person 1:How are you today?

person 2: phud

phud by Dragon Master K November 9, 2022

PHÜD 

PHUD is concerned with the well-being of the FELC population. We endeavor to ensure happiness along with satisfied tummies. Working hard to make sure that inclusion from all other companies is heard is our top priority; we encourage voices to speak out and name there wants and desires so that we can best provide our humbles services

I'm in the mood for PHÜD

PHÜD by valelimon June 6, 2016

Phud Maal 

female masturbation

kuran likes to phud maal at night as thats when she's in the mood.

Phud Maal by lauchi April 18, 2009