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Photoshopic Memory

When a person's recollection of events conforms to what they wish had happened rather than what really happened.
Guy1: Man I remember back when I had my bachelor pad it was a non-stop party! Everybody was always over there getting drunk and high and I had a different woman every night of the week!
GUy2: Whatever man, you spent 99% of your time getting watching porn and eating ramen noodles. You must have a photoshopic memory!
Photoshopic Memory by Johnswiecki January 22, 2017

Photoholic 

A person who has a constant need to stop and take pictures every few minutes (usu. when on vacation or during a new experience).
Nina: Hang on! Mark, take a picture of me by the sign.
Mark: You know, we don't have to stop every 20 seconds to snap pictures. I swear you're a photoholic.
Photoholic by That Guy With The Face September 6, 2013

Photoshop Miracle  

Whenever someone looks great online thanks to today's technology, but in real life is a fucking hideous abomination upon the eyes of the human body.
Girl was a Photoshop Miracle she looked so much better online.

Photoshop 

An advanced image editing application made by Adobe which is available on Windows and Mac. Its first version was made in 1988. It's probably been pirated by basically everyone who has it installed on their computer.
Who the heck would buy Photoshop? It costs like $700.
Photoshop by rfrsiopgjdog January 6, 2015

Photoholic 

Someone who is addicted to taking photographs.
Steph is such a photoholic-she takes her camera everywhere.
Photoholic by Tom Shirley March 8, 2008

photoshop 

A program made by Adobe used to manipulate images.

Also a term for an image manipulated with the software, which is usually a combination of two or more unrelated images.
Dude, he photoshopped Hitler's face onto Clinton's body! That is totally ninja!
photoshop by Legato February 18, 2003