photobese

Photobese (adj.) - So unbelievably obese that it pretty much has to be Photoshopped.

Also: Photobesity - The state of being Photobese

Nobody could really be that huge, he's photobese for sure.

by minutemaid December 9, 2008

photobesity

When a person looks way more overweight in a photo than in real-life, and not just in a 'the camera adds ten pounds' way. Not even the most flattering of clothing can offset the condition, and subsequently the induvidual avoids being in photos, or stands behind others in a group picture. This condition usually strikes females.

Sara: I saw that picture of you at Dawns' party on her Facebook page. Your rack is HUGE!
Mandy: Ugh, I know. I have big boobs anyway, but in pictures they seem to double in size, along with the rest of me. I have such photobesity.

by nurserockstar July 14, 2009

Photoelectric Effect

A sheet of metal only reflects certain wavelengths of light due to magic we call quantum theory.

I stopped paying attention to classes when we photoelectric effect began leading into quantum theory. Got a passing grade of C-, though.

by Bad C dev February 27, 2021

photogeneric

The quality of being pretty in real life but not photographing well.

This girl is so photogeneric: her facebook photo does not do her justice.

by Javier Cabezas April 4, 2008

Anti-photogenetic

Contrary to popular belief, anti-photogenic is not the opposite of photogenic

Anti-photogenesis is one's ability to be so sexy that forces other people to refuse to be in photos with them in fear of the other people not being able to display their complete awesomeness

Get John away from me. Hes too Anti-photogenetic

by Yip Yip You January 14, 2011

Photogenetics

The Genealogy that leads to on being Photogenic.

Bob is very Photogenic... he must have good Photogenetics in his family.

by Dave O'Dowd January 15, 2009

Photogeneric

When a person is always ready for photos, but doesn't necessarily look good in then.

Person A: Dude, look at this photo I just took of us!
Person B: Delete it.
Person A: Why? You weren't blurry or anything.
Person B: Yeah, but I'm so photogeneric there. I didn't even smile.

by Khonjin February 10, 2017