photobesity 

When a person looks way more overweight in a photo than in real-life, and not just in a 'the camera adds ten pounds' way. Not even the most flattering of clothing can offset the condition, and subsequently the induvidual avoids being in photos, or stands behind others in a group picture. This condition usually strikes females.

Sara: I saw that picture of you at Dawns' party on her Facebook page. Your rack is HUGE!
Mandy: Ugh, I know. I have big boobs anyway, but in pictures they seem to double in size, along with the rest of me. I have such photobesity.

photobesity by nurserockstar July 14, 2009

photobesity 

A morbid obsession for photographing anything and everything, and never deleting a single image. Photobesity fills phone memories and hard drives to capacity; the photobese person never has enough storage for their habit.

"Once again, T has had to double the size of his hard drive. What does he need all those pictures for? His photobesity has just pushed his storage up from petabytes to exabytes."

photobesity by MycoMike January 27, 2023

phlobesity 

Excessive phatness, cool, hip, awesome, gangsta

Brendan is so cool that he suffers from phlobesity

phlobesity by B-Hath November 9, 2007

Plutobesity 

The affliction of extreme overweightness on the planet Pluto. Fuck you pluto's a planet!

Guy one:I hear plutobesity is becoming quite a problem. Guy two:Well maybe they shouldn't deep fry all their food. Guy three:Shut the fuck up this is a hold up give me all your money!

Plutobesity by Kadiekof July 19, 2011

phlobesity 

excessive phatness, cool, hip, awesome, gangsta

Brendan is so cool that he suffers from phlobesity

phlobesity by Boydski November 9, 2007