photobesity

When a person looks way more overweight in a photo than in real-life, and not just in a 'the camera adds ten pounds' way. Not even the most flattering of clothing can offset the condition, and subsequently the induvidual avoids being in photos, or stands behind others in a group picture. This condition usually strikes females.

Sara: I saw that picture of you at Dawns' party on her Facebook page. Your rack is HUGE!
Mandy: Ugh, I know. I have big boobs anyway, but in pictures they seem to double in size, along with the rest of me. I have such photobesity.

photobesity by nurserockstar July 14, 2009

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photobesity

A morbid obsession for photographing anything and everything, and never deleting a single image. Photobesity fills phone memories and hard drives to capacity; the photobese person never has enough storage for their habit.

"Once again, T has had to double the size of his hard drive. What does he need all those pictures for? His photobesity has just pushed his storage up from petabytes to exabytes."

photobesity by MycoMike January 27, 2023

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photobesity • phlobesity • Plutobesity

phlobesity

Excessive phatness, cool, hip, awesome, gangsta

Brendan is so cool that he suffers from phlobesity

phlobesity by B-Hath November 9, 2007

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Plutobesity

The affliction of extreme overweightness on the planet Pluto. Fuck you pluto's a planet!

Guy one:I hear plutobesity is becoming quite a problem. Guy two:Well maybe they shouldn't deep fry all their food. Guy three:Shut the fuck up this is a hold up give me all your money!

Plutobesity by Kadiekof July 19, 2011

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phlobesity

excessive phatness, cool, hip, awesome, gangsta

Brendan is so cool that he suffers from phlobesity

phlobesity by Boydski November 9, 2007

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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