Photobaked 

When you always look totally plastered in pictures

The complete opposite of photogenic

Dude, I’m so photobaked. I can’t take a picture without me looking like I’ve been smoking weed all day.

Photobaked by HiI’mMe September 5, 2018

photojacked 

when a hacker uses your facebook photos to tag your friends in a scam photo and captions it with a malicious link

You look in your Facebook notifications and you see you were tagged in your friend Sarah's album "OG Friends"

and you are tagged onto a picture of spaghetti and the caption is "Claim your free dinners from olive garden NOW! go to bit.ly/asdkjhg"

and your friend says "dude your friend Sarah got photojacked!"

photojacked by xtasy171 April 28, 2011

photobate 

To take a picture of one's self at arm's length or with the aid of a mirror.

I had to photobate most of my profile pictures. It seems like I don't have any friends.

photobate by Anarch0n March 11, 2012

Photobucked 

V.

When a large, high-resolution file is uploaded to Photobucket and is automatically reduced in both size and image quality.

"Bro, Photobucket just totally photobucked this ridiculously large picture of my girlfriend, now it looks like she has three tits."

Photobucked by DAS B00T June 5, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004