phosum 

Phil Foden but its phosum because of Wodem fodem.

Nobody cares abt phosum but everyone care about wosum.

phosum by anonymous February 26, 2024

prosumer 

Adjective: of a quality often acceptable to both professional and consumer users. Esp. referring to electronic equipment (camcorders, tape decks, etc.)

I wanted something nicer than a $500 consumer camcorder, but I couldn't afford a $50,000 professional camcorder, so I bought a $2,000 prosumer camcorder.

prosumer by dolby January 12, 2004

poosum 

A much more feral type of the average Phalangeriformes which is more commonly known as a possum

That's a disgusting looking poosum up in that tree

poosum by feral_rat August 7, 2018

Phosuicidal 

When someone isn't nessecarily suicidal, but they do everything in their power to remain right on top of death's doorstep.

Anyone who reapedidly undertakes multiple life threatening stunts, somtimes brought on by emotional stress but mostly just stupidity.

Everyone on Nitro Circus and Jackass is Phosuicidal.

My friend Connor got in a fight with this girl he liked. Following this event he promptly called me and asked whether it would be a good idea to film himself launching a firecraker from his ass, and then after go night surfing in shark invested waters. He is Phosuicidal.

Phosuicidal by flossandtosscrisscrosstheboss July 8, 2009

poosum 

A lovely snuggly black and white fluffy cat or kitten

What a lovely poosum!

poosum by hyeemy February 16, 2009

prosumer 

A professional consumer. Is a consumer (i.e. buys a lot of gear and equipment) but only buys professional standard equipment.

Not necessarily a professional themselves, for they may be punters rocking expensive, high quality gear.

Prosumer: I just bought a Canon MkIII 5D to take photos for facebook.

Mate: You're a dickhead. You really didnt need a camera that good just for facebook. ffs.

Prosumer: I'm looking for a new bike, any ideas?
Mate: Maybe go and get a Giant with 105 componentry; it should do the trick!
Prosumer: Mate, cmon. If i'm going to get a bike i'll prosume and get something with super record.

prosumer by alfremdsprache June 3, 2013

phosumption 

A daffynition defined as unwarranted assumption regarding romantic relations between persons depicted in a photograph. Most commonly occurs in shared Facebook photos involving alcohol and body contact.

Ryan is such a jerk. He made this huge phosumption that I was sleeping with Brad just because Brad hung his arm around me.

phosumption by Daffynition April 1, 2009