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prosumer
Adjective: of a quality often acceptable to both professional and consumer users. Esp. referring to electronic equipment (camcorders, tape decks, etc.)
I wanted something nicer than a $500 consumer camcorder, but I couldn't afford a $50,000 professional camcorder, so I bought a $2,000 prosumer camcorder.
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phosum • phosumption • prosumer • poosum • phonum • Phonumdrum • Phorum • phosugaddy • Phosuicidal • phoum
poosum
Phosuicidal
When someone isn't nessecarily suicidal, but they do everything in their power to remain right on top of death's doorstep.
Anyone who reapedidly undertakes multiple life threatening stunts, somtimes brought on by emotional stress but mostly just stupidity.
Anyone who reapedidly undertakes multiple life threatening stunts, somtimes brought on by emotional stress but mostly just stupidity.
Everyone on Nitro Circus and Jackass is Phosuicidal.
My friend Connor got in a fight with this girl he liked. Following this event he promptly called me and asked whether it would be a good idea to film himself launching a firecraker from his ass, and then after go night surfing in shark invested waters. He is Phosuicidal.
My friend Connor got in a fight with this girl he liked. Following this event he promptly called me and asked whether it would be a good idea to film himself launching a firecraker from his ass, and then after go night surfing in shark invested waters. He is Phosuicidal.
Phosuicidal by flossandtosscrisscrosstheboss July 8, 2009
prosumer
A professional consumer. Is a consumer (i.e. buys a lot of gear and equipment) but only buys professional standard equipment.
Not necessarily a professional themselves, for they may be punters rocking expensive, high quality gear.
Not necessarily a professional themselves, for they may be punters rocking expensive, high quality gear.
Prosumer: I just bought a Canon MkIII 5D to take photos for facebook.
Mate: You're a dickhead. You really didnt need a camera that good just for facebook. ffs.
Prosumer: I'm looking for a new bike, any ideas?
Mate: Maybe go and get a Giant with 105 componentry; it should do the trick!
Prosumer: Mate, cmon. If i'm going to get a bike i'll prosume and get something with super record.
Mate: You're a dickhead. You really didnt need a camera that good just for facebook. ffs.
Prosumer: I'm looking for a new bike, any ideas?
Mate: Maybe go and get a Giant with 105 componentry; it should do the trick!
Prosumer: Mate, cmon. If i'm going to get a bike i'll prosume and get something with super record.
prosumer by alfremdsprache June 3, 2013
phosumption
A daffynition defined as unwarranted assumption regarding romantic relations between persons depicted in a photograph. Most commonly occurs in shared Facebook photos involving alcohol and body contact.
Ryan is such a jerk. He made this huge phosumption that I was sleeping with Brad just because Brad hung his arm around me.
phosumption by Daffynition April 1, 2009
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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