A daffynition defined as unwarranted assumption regarding romantic relations between persons depicted in a photograph. Most commonly occurs in shared Facebook photos involving alcohol and body contact.
Ryan is such a jerk. He made this huge phosumption that I was sleeping with Brad just because Brad hung his arm around me.
by Daffynition April 1, 2009
Get the phosumption mug.Hym “Where was my presumption of innocence? Because unlike the retard and the whores in the brothel, I didn’t insinuate that I was doing the thing of which I was accused. And in response to the allegation that was levied against me, my question was: if I am being transferred out in response to an allegation, why was she not transferred out when she was accused (by someone other than me) of fucking the retard? I was fired for not reporting the retard sex when I was the one being told about the accusations of retard by a manager. You don’t give a fuck about the presumption of innocence. You care about protecting women regardless of guilt and you’re abusing the presumption of innocence to extrajudicially arbitrate the outcome of the situation. And there are women in prison for doing the thing I’m talking about.
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Dude 1:I finished my biology write up AND my World history paper.
Dude 2: NOW, thats what I call mass Produmption!
Dude 2: NOW, thats what I call mass Produmption!
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“When that truck driver just grinned after I asked about the busted carton he wanted me to sign for, I was hit with a strong presumption of fuckery.”
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