phoquem 

Fuck 'em. Used to defeat censors on message boards.

"Of course they object... Phoquem."

phoquem by CardinalSin May 29, 2013

Phoque 

Phoque, not to be confused with fuck, is the French word for seal. If you are innocent and stub your toe, happen to drop an f bomb, and feel bad about it, just know that all you did was say seal in French.

Person one: stubs toe, drops f bomb
Also Person one: says seal in french(phoque)

Phoque by Bea🐝 February 19, 2020

phoque 

The origin of the phrase "Pardon my French" because of its odd sounding pronounciation. Phoque-prounced Fhawk, means seal in French. The pronounciation sounds like a similar word used by today's kids and therefore when asking for forgiveness after a bad word is said, the statement "Pardon my French" can be used to alleviate the tension.

Man: "Phoque you"
Girl "How dare you?"
Man: "Ooops, pardon my French. I meant seal."

phoque by David the Hispanic May 5, 2006

phoque 

French for 'seal'. Commonly used by giggling ten-year-olds in french classes because of its interesting pronounciation.

Ten-year-old1: phoque you!
Ten-year-old2: lol u sayd seal

phoque by Kanthia January 2, 2006

grosse phoque 

it means "big seal" in French but it sounds like "gross fuck" phonetically

*looks at picture of a seal*
French guy: he looks like a grosse phoque

grosse phoque by Lancaster Bomber August 8, 2022

Phoque 

The French word for seal, known for its reminiscence to the word fuck.

Son: dad I saw two phoques fucking!

Father: where?

Son: in your bedroom, right now!!

Father: what a fat phoque your mother is.

Phoque by Ppharditchs January 9, 2020

Phoque 

Derived from the French word: Seal (the aquatic mammal)
The use of a towel, clothing, or a combination of the two to create a seal around the bottom of a doorway or a vent so smoke/smell does not escape from the room.

"Lay down that phoque"
"Phoque the door"
"Use that towel as a phoque"

Phoque by Richard T K April 14, 2008