Phoque, not to be confused with fuck, is the French word for seal. If you are innocent and stub your toe, happen to drop an f bomb, and feel bad about it, just know that all you did was say seal in French.
by Bea🐝 February 19, 2020

Son: dad I saw two phoques fucking!
Father: where?
Son: in your bedroom, right now!!
Father: what a fat phoque your mother is.
Father: where?
Son: in your bedroom, right now!!
Father: what a fat phoque your mother is.
by Ppharditchs January 09, 2020

Derived from the French word: Seal (the aquatic mammal)
The use of a towel, clothing, or a combination of the two to create a seal around the bottom of a doorway or a vent so smoke/smell does not escape from the room.
The use of a towel, clothing, or a combination of the two to create a seal around the bottom of a doorway or a vent so smoke/smell does not escape from the room.
by Richard T K April 14, 2008

by sauhfugbtyhrdu8rihfrfhcud July 06, 2020

The origin of the phrase "Pardon my French" because of its odd sounding pronounciation. Phoque-prounced Fhawk, means seal in French. The pronounciation sounds like a similar word used by today's kids and therefore when asking for forgiveness after a bad word is said, the statement "Pardon my French" can be used to alleviate the tension.
by David the Hispanic May 05, 2006

French for 'seal'. Commonly used by giggling ten-year-olds in french classes because of its interesting pronounciation.
by Kanthia January 02, 2006

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