Phoque 

Phoque, not to be confused with fuck, is the French word for seal. If you are innocent and stub your toe, happen to drop an f bomb, and feel bad about it, just know that all you did was say seal in French.

Person one: stubs toe, drops f bomb
Also Person one: says seal in french(phoque)

Phoque by Bea🐝 February 19, 2020

phoque 

The origin of the phrase "Pardon my French" because of its odd sounding pronounciation. Phoque-prounced Fhawk, means seal in French. The pronounciation sounds like a similar word used by today's kids and therefore when asking for forgiveness after a bad word is said, the statement "Pardon my French" can be used to alleviate the tension.

Man: "Phoque you"
Girl "How dare you?"
Man: "Ooops, pardon my French. I meant seal."

phoque by David the Hispanic May 5, 2006

phoque 

French for 'seal'. Commonly used by giggling ten-year-olds in french classes because of its interesting pronounciation.

Ten-year-old1: phoque you!
Ten-year-old2: lol u sayd seal

phoque by Kanthia January 2, 2006

Phoque 

The French word for seal, known for its reminiscence to the word fuck.

Son: dad I saw two phoques fucking!

Father: where?

Son: in your bedroom, right now!!

Father: what a fat phoque your mother is.

Phoque by Ppharditchs January 9, 2020

Phoque 

Derived from the French word: Seal (the aquatic mammal)
The use of a towel, clothing, or a combination of the two to create a seal around the bottom of a doorway or a vent so smoke/smell does not escape from the room.

"Lay down that phoque"
"Phoque the door"
"Use that towel as a phoque"

Phoque by Richard T K April 14, 2008

phoque 

the only word that you cannot say in america

french pesent: J'ai vu un phoque
american pesent: WTF DID YOU JUST SAID

phoque by pornomaster6969 February 24, 2022

Phoque 

seal in french

THERES A LITTLE BABY phoque

WITH ITS MOTHER phoque

Phoque by sauhfugbtyhrdu8rihfrfhcud July 6, 2020