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To thrust one's phone into his/her own breast.
UGH! Did you see that Andrea? She just Phoobed herself!
Phoobed by Rosechuk December 1, 2010
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when some one is extrmeley high on meth or crack
Harold sure was pooked at work 2 day he
will be sucking dick for his next 8ball
if he don't slow down
pooked by Big Leon Holla at Ya Boy October 19, 2004
when you knock over an individuals object i.e a drink then pick it back up this is none as Pooking.
sorry i knocked over your drink but i pooked it back up for you.
Pooked by the musketeers100 January 2, 2012

phooketed 

another word meaning fucked but is usually used in drunken slang and slurred speech!
what you did you do on the weekend,
answer: got phooketed!
phooketed by MMmmmmmof0 January 4, 2010
Past tense of pooke: derived from poo and puke: when someone drops the kids off at the pool (but normally just in their pants) and throws up at the same time
Did you hear that steve pooked after drinking so much last night at anna's party?
pooked by DKeibs July 20, 2005
When you're signed into your facebook and someone has taken the reigns of your computer or mobile phone and posted a status update.
Pronounced like "booked"
John Smith: Haha, pooked. John loves hairy dick.
Pooked by jsmithe May 14, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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