phooketed
phooketed by MMmmmmmof0 January 4, 2010
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pocketed
Adjective used to describe a person whose shirt pocket has been ripped off in the process of pocketing. Often, someone who has been pocketed also chooses to engage in the process of pocketing others.
Michael was pocketed so many times that he no longer has any pockets on his school uniforms.
Michael is now a pocketer who attempts ensure that others are pocketed because he is jealous of their abundance of pockets.
Michael is now a pocketer who attempts ensure that others are pocketed because he is jealous of their abundance of pockets.
pocketed by Forest Prefontaine May 1, 2008
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Slick Pocketed
Unknowingly having sex with a slutty female who’s pussy has been creampied by another dude within the last hour.
I hooked up with that chick Ashland last night and I’m pretty sure I got slick pocketed cause my balls were covered in some really wet lookin nut. Oh yea braaaaahhhh that was my nut. I creampied her in the laundry room about 20 minute before you two went upstairs. Nasty brooohhh.
Slick Pocketed by Dick Onchin May 2, 2020
pocketed
1) The act of dominating someone in a competative activity.
derived from the idea of sybolically placing an inferior opponent into ones pocket or total control. 2) The act of collecting and securing an object. Usually referring to a valuable item such as currency.
derived from the idea of sybolically placing an inferior opponent into ones pocket or total control. 2) The act of collecting and securing an object. Usually referring to a valuable item such as currency.
1)Yo did you see how Ro pocketed Ant on Madden?... He's still picking lint out of his hair!
2)I pocketed about six bills on the tickets I sold.
2)I pocketed about six bills on the tickets I sold.
pocketed by Romaine M. July 14, 2006
Star-Pocketed
Star-Pocketed by uhmdork?? July 24, 2011
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phooked by uopjohnson September 9, 2014
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