pooked

when some one is extrmeley high on meth or crack

Harold sure was pooked at work 2 day he
will be sucking dick for his next 8ball
if he don't slow down

by Big Leon Holla at Ya Boy October 19, 2004

Pooked

when you knock over an individuals object i.e a drink then pick it back up this is none as Pooking.

sorry i knocked over your drink but i pooked it back up for you.

by the musketeers100 January 2, 2012

pooked

Past tense of pooke: derived from poo and puke: when someone drops the kids off at the pool (but normally just in their pants) and throws up at the same time

Did you hear that steve pooked after drinking so much last night at anna's party?

by DKeibs July 20, 2005

Pooked

When you're signed into your facebook and someone has taken the reigns of your computer or mobile phone and posted a status update.
Pronounced like "booked"

John Smith: Haha, pooked. John loves hairy dick.

by jsmithe May 14, 2011

Pooked

Pooked-

POOKED
1. To deceive by trickery; swindle: cheated customers by overcharging them for purchases.
2. To deprive by trickery; defraud: cheated them of their land.
3. To mislead; fool: illusions that cheat the eye.
4. To elude; escape: cheat death.
v.intr.
1. To act dishonestly; practice fraud.
2. To violate rules deliberately, as in a game: was accused of cheating at cards.
3. Informal To be sexually unfaithful: cheat on a spouse.
4. Baseball To position oneself closer to a certain area than is normal or expected: The shortstop cheated toward second base.
n.
1. An act of a pook; a fraud or swindle.
2. One who pooks; a swindler.
3. A computer application, password, or disallowed technique used to advance to a higher skill level in a computer video game.
4. Law Fraudulent acquisition of another's property.

Is when you find Your Pookie with Another Dude.

Homie you got Pooked!

by TACO BELL CLERK September 3, 2011

Flookey-pooked

When you give money or items to someone, and wait for them to come back ... but they don't.

"Yo, when you coming back with the goods"-idiot
"Give me 5 minutes I got to run around the corner and I'll be back"- hustler
*calls hustler* *voice-mail*
" you flookey-pooked like you forgot I know where your momma lives"-idiot

by Thirstymango September 10, 2022

pokedeath

When you die playing Pokemon Go.

Also known as a Darwin Award.

A man crashed his car and died, it turned out to be a pokedeath.

by N04h July 31, 2016