phooker

Someone who can't stop playing with their PDA style phone. AKA Robert

Man look at that phooker. He can't leave that bloody thing out of his hand. What a stupid phooker!

by Pogz July 28, 2007

phonker

Absolute swagger. Usually has good music taste and a dick size of a horse.

average phonker: hello
Jennifer: omg hi let's have sex

by phonker420 March 14, 2023

Pooker

A sweet and kickass game; a cross between snooker and pool. There are 15 red balls, 1 black ball and a bunch of rules that are pointless. It is played with a mop handle. Yeah, that's right, a mop handle.

Hey, homeboy, do you wanna go play some pooker? No, it's a game, not a sexual act.

by Drew and Chris Peacock March 16, 2009

Pookersnatch

A swear word made up by "DNA" that is OK to use in front of children because of its hidden meaning. It can portray any emotion. Originally based off of Lady GaGa's Pokerface along with the thought of her unknown genitals. In short use it when describing something unusual or something your not sure about in a situation when you need to swear. Usually preceeded by the word "ah".

"Damn dude, what the hell is that?"
"Ah pookersnatch it is so weird lookin."

"Are you ok? Did you break your leg?"
"Ah pookersnatch man, I don't know but its hella hurts!"

"Wow, that girl is drinnin!"
"She is probably taking a steriod, athletes are always doing that kind of pookersnatchin thing."

by Anhalt November 23, 2009

phooper

see fooper

Do you want to lose your phooper?

by ruddywarrior August 12, 2003

Pookerb

Opposite of superb, saying something is pookerb is saying that the object you are talking about is the equivalent to a pile of dog poo on a kerb.

Awwwwh man I've just lost my wallet with 200 dollars in it! Gutted brother, That's so pookerb!!!

by Rascalian May 7, 2011

plooker

One who takes liberties with his female companions, especially after a hard night of drinking / drugs. Usually involves bending her over and giving it doggy-style or even up the rear.

Hey Bobby...guess what? I plooked Trevor's girlfriend last night.

by roto-plooker August 22, 2003