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I. Rare but somewhat humorous misspelling of photos, with a misplaced apostraphe.

II. Excretement, particularly diarrhea.

III. Similar to phooey, phoo's is an exclaimation that may be uttered, or rather shouted by someone who is in a spot of bother, or is displeased or unpleasantly surprised by something.

IV. A polite and yet somewhat unusual replacement for any swear word you may wish to refrain yourself from.
I. "Ah took some phoo's terdeh, Ah did. Wiv mah frehnds."

II. "My little bon-bon Banbo and my littler bon-bon Banjorb have the phoo's, they do!"

III and IV. Georg, after realising he has not included doors when he built his house, exclaimed with slight annoyance at his little mistake: "Ah, phoo's!"
phoo's by Caladhiel June 24, 2009
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Jimmy Phoo's 

A pair of designer shoes received in return for sexual favors of the anal kind
Paula walked proud I'm her new Jimmy Phoo's memories of her battered butt hole faded with every step
Jimmy Phoo's by D.T Dave May 22, 2011
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Greater than love, commonly used by my science teacher, Mr. Allen, and his wife. Phoosh is the answer to everything and there's nothing more powerful.
"Are you in love?" "No, I think I phoosh-ed"
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Deadly silent fart is called phoosi in typical punjabi
Aa phoosi kinne Mari sacho Sach Dasdo.
phoosi by Yaar tera March 19, 2017
An indian word for silent fart
aw man some one dropped a phoosy up in here
phoosy by beeshnu July 18, 2007
A bad smelling girl or guy - aka one who doesnt use perfumes, cologne, aftershave, or deodorants to cover up thier body smell.
She smelled like rotten eggs, what a Phoosy!
phoosy by BillyG January 17, 2004
When you go to the bathroom to illuminate a stool but it comes out as a liquid ( diarrhea ).

Falling water makes a fooshing ( Phooshing ) sound.
Phoosh, Phooshing, Phooshed.

I think I need to Phoosh.

I I have no energy right now, I’ve been Phooshing all day.

I feel much better, I just Phooshed.
Phoosh by A.H.W.S. July 28, 2021
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