phooser 

the state of being mind-blowingly gangster;a wondrous hooligan;the object of every persons desire;being ridiculously good looking

Greg aka El Chico Phooser

phooser by Gana Ria January 25, 2007

Pooser 

A sort of mix between Poo (Feces), Poser, and Loser. It is usually screamed out and could be used in an affectionate way.

It has evolved into its own word and can also have the word Woozer said after.

Some people pronounce it "Poozer"

"You're kinda weird"
"Says you, POOSER"

Pooser by die Ratte December 5, 2022

Plooser 

A word that only awesome people use, intentionally the word loser with a P and extra O to make it look cooler.

Annie: Oh my God! Nate you are such a plooser.
Nate: I know... I'm sorry, I'll try harder to be cooler next time.

Plooser by Anniie March 17, 2008

phooper

see fooper

Do you want to lose your phooper?

phooper by ruddywarrior August 12, 2003

looser pooser 

to be more than a loser

estuped esmeralda rivera you are such a looser pooser to be even reading this sentence.

looser pooser by kwazy kewl keekers May 11, 2009

Phoser 

A phone poser. Someone who pretends they are using their phone to avoid a situation.

Guy 1: I ran into that girl the other day.
Guy 2: Did you talk to her?
Guy 1: No, I pretended like I was talking on my phone.
Guy 2: You're such a phoser.

Phoser by ManKitten November 6, 2010

pooser 

A loser who is a loser because she/he is a poser.

Stephanie: Yo, yo, I'm so cool!
Andrea: Dude, no, look at you, you're such a pooser! You can't rap for your life!

pooser by xoandrizz May 24, 2009