phoose

phoose means bull shit like letterly bull shit

hey you smell like phoose

by goo khala November 28, 2021

Loose Poose Juice

Loose Poose Juice (commonly known as LPJ) is the term used to measure the quantity, normally in fluid ounces, of bullshit that comes out of one's mouth when stimulated with a topic that pressures them to give a response, regardless of if it's the correct answer or not. Sometimes normally overly exaggerated or just completely untrue. The answer has about as much weight to it as a bucket of LPJ.

"You wouldn't believe the amout of LPJ this guy was feeding me when he was telling me about this girl he was with."

"Those Rude people over there are just full of that loose poose juice with the things they tell me."

"I could drown in the amount of loose poose juice coming out of that dude's mouth."

by Vinacular V June 9, 2018

Poosed

When one is so high that no other word can encompass their highness. Being poosed is beyond being baked, stoned, zooted, blazed, etc. It can be describes as having no perception of the space-time continuum. This high is so high you wont make sense talking to sober people, and can only explain your reasoning by"i'm just poosed". often times poosed-city evolves from mixing alcohol and marijuana.

"Yo, did you watch that Northwestern football game?"

"Yea that was a great one, but I was so poosed that I had to leave before the credits. Man I'm still poosed"
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"Last night I was one poosed goose. I'm pretty sure I kidnapped a bunny and ran around with it on campus"

by Cats17 October 6, 2013

Phoote

A word that can be used to replace any 1-2 word(s). Grammatically, you are only supposed to use it twice in order for your sentence to make sense.
It is most commonly used to call someone or something an idiot during rants.

Plural:Phootes or phooties

That phootin phoote fricked everything up!!!
I wish I could phoote slap the phoote out of him!

by PHOOTELORD June 11, 2019

Little Poosen

A person who has had pink hair at least once in their life, and acts like they hate everyone. Name originates from the combination of "Pinky" for the pink hair and "Susan" to add a more feminine flair. Works best in reference to a man.

Little Poosen swam away from the jellyfish.

by furball_for_emperor November 17, 2009

Pooseat

Bathroom particles

I washed the pooseat of my hands in the sink.

by Greenhatdude July 20, 2018

phonosentation

Blending When a someone performs a presentation about phonology. Then the act of performing a presentation on phonology can be referred to as phonosentation.

Hey, Hatem, your today's phonosentation is wonderful. Keep up the good work, bro.

by Sharabas November 23, 2017