phonocopy 

Taking a photo of a whiteboard or notes with your phone.

I will take a phonocopy of that and print it later.

phonocopy by GlenRocks April 23, 2011

photocopy boy 

A functionary. Someone who does run-of-the-mill administrative jobs on behalf of others. A lackey. A stooge.

"John Paterson's on the cover of a trade magazine? But he's just the photocopy boy!"

photocopy boy by brummieboy123 September 19, 2016

Photocopier-fixing skills

One who has the ability to fix a photocopy machine with ease. See "wizard" or "magician" or "awesomeness".

Perverted boss: "Oh my god, I tried to print out a nude photo of myself humping a desk, but the photocopier seems to have jammed!"

Audrey: "Did I hear paper jam? Don't touch anything boss, I have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me" *fixes photocopier*

Perverted boss: "Good job! Now I think I have a problem with my penis, can you fix that too?"

Photocopier-fixing skills by Supplanter (yeah boy!) September 19, 2008

Photocopying 

meaning to smoke a cigerette
used by the younger generations as an excuse for leaving the house to smoke

MUM: Where are you going?
Child: Im going round to charles' house, i need to do some photocopying
MUM: ok then, thats fine

Photocopying by sean kinsey February 1, 2008

phonocosis

The constant need to be on one or two phones and a blacberry for the majority of the day.

Excuse me jim, your phonocosis is a disease. You need to be on the phone all day. It'a real problem. You need help. I recommend a phone-e-ectomy

phonocosis by plaw May 28, 2009

historical phonology 

The phenology of sound as the only artifact of the past.

The successor to the dialectical materialism of Karl Marx.

Historical phonology is the Saussurean recursion over Marxism's historical materialism.

historical phonology by tomorrowtomorrow January 18, 2019

photocopier 

The "photocopier" is when a guy is fucking a girl who is on top of a photocopier or xerox machine. The girl is closed in the photocopier so it is able to make prints while having sex. Then, when it's done, the guy cums on the machine and puts the print out of it on his wall.

Jonathan was cheating on his wife at the office. When he gave the secretary the photocopier, his wife found his prints and he got busted!

photocopier by Gabe N. January 9, 2008