phonocosis

The constant need to be on one or two phones and a blacberry for the majority of the day.

Excuse me jim, your phonocosis is a disease. You need to be on the phone all day. It'a real problem. You need help. I recommend a phone-e-ectomy

phonocosis by plaw May 28, 2009

Phonologist 

Phonologist is a person who specialized in linguistic discipline known as phonology.

Most of phonologist understand the concept of phonetics.

Phonologist by Dr Syafiq August 11, 2016

Phonologist 

A phonologist is a person who proclaims to know a lot about phones and phone technology. See: Carmen

Steve: Hey Carmen, I don't know how to forward the phones, I am not a phonologist.
Carmen: Holy Shit.

Phonologist by JasperBaby January 22, 2014

phonemosis 

phone-moh-sis, os-

1. Physical phone chemistry
a. The fluid tendency an individual has to handle their phone, due to somebody in close proximity handling their phone.
b. The subtle or gradual absorption of wanting to touch a phone.

Compared to osmosis

Without phonemosis I would push far less buttons & apps on my phone.

phonemosis by Julsmas March 16, 2016

Phonkosis

A mental state of mind where the individual no longer act accordingly to their own will but rather set around the phonk music playing around them causing them to act irrational and delusional mimicking borderline schizophrenia

Dude I just got home and went on TikTok and my uncle Kevin started freaking out and apparently has Phonkosis I'm not gonna see him until he gets treatment for his trauma

Phonkosis by Warrior Of Phonk August 25, 2026