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bone a phone 

A slang term for a man's penis, frequently used in a sexual or humorous context and particularly favored by musicians.
Sarah can't play guitar worth shit but she's quite a virtuoso on the ol' bone a phone.
bone a phone by hnoss April 6, 2017

old~fashioned phone 

Back in the 60's, phones were only available in black & desktop style; no buttons but had to be manually dialed.
When I was a kid, we had an old~fashioned phone & we were quite content with it. Some dial phones are still in use today.

Banger phone 

Jamaican slang
A cheap phone that cannot access the internet. Or use apps like whatsapp etc.
Some say, it's still good to have a banger phone, even if you have a smartphone.

Digicel just released some new bangers 'pon the market.
Banger phone by Tropical Rythms October 11, 2019

phone zombie

A person who walks around while staring at their phone's screen. They are almost always stumbling slowly in the way of general progress. Likely to be seen blocking the only path. Usually oblivious and inconsiderate.
Damn did you see that phone zombie walk into an open manhole cover?
phone zombie phone zombie slow walker in the way rude oblivious
phone zombie by jkkstyle June 13, 2013

Phone bot 

A person who is constantly using there cell phone.
I cannot believe how so many people are constantly using there cell phones all of the time , it's like every time you see them there head's are buried in them walking , waiting or even while trying to pay for something at the register in the store even while driving a car , it's like these people have become phone bots .
Phone bot by CFOD May 7, 2022

phonangulate 

Phonangulate verb

the act of two or more people using cellphones to either find each other verbally or by texting in an unfamiliar location.

I'll phonangulate you once I get to the Convention Center.
You arrange to meet someone in a large building or park but can not give a precise area because neither of you are familiar with the location. Once you both arrive you call each other or text each other saying...for example "I am by the merrygoround in the park . Or "I am at the bar on the 3rd floor of the hotel." You both PHONANGULATE until you meet face to face. The word is made up of triangulate..as in Triangulating a position and phone.

You did not know where to meet until one or both get to the location to get the lay of the land
phonangulate by chfdoc March 15, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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