phonelet 

word describing new generation of iphones or smart phones that are larger than a phone but smaller than a tablet pc.

Corkey couldn't wait to be the first cool boy in the office to have a phonelet.

phonelet by ShadeyHillRanch May 26, 2010

phonelessness 

being without one's cellular device for an extended period of time

my phonelessness has led to a lot of skypeing lately

phonelessness by brosef von brosevich February 22, 2011

The phoneless guy

The guy who doesn't have a phone, aka phoneless. Everyday got bullied because he is phoneless. Everyone says "at least I got a phone" to roast him. He is also the wife of hauvin, he has crush on Edmund

The phoneless guy who always phoneless till the age of 18

The phoneless guy by Totally not Shaun February 1, 2023

phoneless

Without a phone

phoneless until I get a new charger

phoneless by esrii November 4, 2013

Cell phoneless 

Also playfully or seriously known as a loser. When a person has no cell phone. That's it. Either they are too cheap to buy their own or their parents are too cheap to pay for it.

*NOTE* It is extremely embarrassing to date someone who is cell phoneless because then you must call their home phone and endure their parents/siblings/other live in's answering the phone.

Taylor: What's your cell number?
Lisa: I don't have one. I am cell phoneless.
Taylor: Psh...loser.

Cell phoneless by NightLion March 11, 2009

phonelexsic 

absolutely non-existant word only used to draw attention to your face.

Hey drew! you stink you phonelexsic dinghy!

phonelexsic by taco February 2, 2004

Phonelexia 

When you are on the phone with a friend and they say something and you hear a totally different thing, usually making absolutely no sense what-so-ever!.

John: I think my dogs need grooming.

Mike: You dogs knee is blooming? WTF?

John: I think you have phonelexia!
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Maria: I was thinking about putting on sweats.

Mario: You're playing with sluts?

Maria: no asshole, do you have phonelexia or something? Go play with your own sluts you ass bag dumb fuck!

Mario: I probably do have that and why do you want me to play with your sweats in a grass bag dump truck?

Maria: Sigh *click*

Phonelexia by StacyPoo June 20, 2011