phoneRAGE 

The act of calling an a person with the intent of screaming or playing loud music into the receiver until he or she hangs up the phone.

"Man, John totally phoneraged Katie at the concert last night during the song about a cheating girlfriend."

phoneRAGE by the kom December 16, 2007

Phonerbate 

See Phonerbation, past tense of Phonerbation. Sex over the phone.

Did you Phonerbate yesterday?

Phonerbate by Peter J Cireus August 22, 2008

Phonepage

Like a personal homepage but for your phone. A page for your phone where you can do things such as check your voicemail, place calls, look up phone numbers and sent text messages. An idea created by CallWave in 2007.

Even though I don't have any cell phone reception out here, I can check my phonepage to see my voicemail.

Phonepage by Pecan July 22, 2007

Pooperage

A somewhat child-safe word for a shitter. Most children aren't allowed to use the word "shit", but "poop" is generally allowed.

An anchorage is an area where ships are allowed to anchor (and where anchoring happens), a pooperage is where pooping happens

I got to go to the pooperage before I skid mark my pants

Pooperage by lowcostsuperhero October 20, 2021

phone rage

The anguish experienced from truly horrendous customer service on the phone.

Every thirty seconds for 8 minutes a recording come on that repeated, "Your phone call is very important to us....", ultimately driving me into a fit of combustive phone rage.

phone rage by rebelyid April 19, 2005

phonerable 

"Phonerable" is the deep-seated stinging sensation of fear, vulnerability and panic felt by those unfortunate souls who do not know the whereabouts or cannot operate their personal cellular device.

Clementine dropped her Blackberry in the toilet and even before the shining metal was submerged in the shimmering beer urine, her soul slipped deep into a "phonerable" state of awe and terror.

phonerable by ChurchofGoogle August 4, 2009

Ponerated 

PONERIZED or Ponerated means that one can no longer make the distinction between healthy and pathological thought processes and logic. One who is "ponerated" is no longer able to draw a line between correct thinking and deviate thinking.

And it's my choice to remove ignorant, ponerated people from my Facebook friends when they argue with me.

Ponerated by amidala64 June 13, 2010