phone rage

The anguish experienced from truly horrendous customer service on the phone.

Every thirty seconds for 8 minutes a recording come on that repeated, "Your phone call is very important to us....", ultimately driving me into a fit of combustive phone rage.

by rebelyid April 19, 2005

swirl pull

you have wiped after a toilet use, but the toilet paper is lodged between the cheeks of your buttocks with the other end dangling in the water. Rather than dislodge the toilet paper by hand you want to see if the flushing swirl will pull the tissue from your buttocks.

I think the toilet paper is stuck up my ass. I will see if the swirl pull will remove it.

by rebelyid April 24, 2006

Chirobation

the act of giving oneself a chiropractic adjustment

it looked like yoga, but he was actually engaging in chirobation

by rebelyid March 02, 2005

Prairie Popper

an expected fart that unexpectedly becomes an actual defecation

Oh Shit. My fart became a prairie popper.

by rebelyid March 02, 2005

midnight miner

one who picks their nose in their sleep

he was great in bed but when we woke up I discovered he was a midnight miner

by rebelyid March 02, 2005

diving for grouper

oral sex on a woman, cunnilingus

He loved her man, he went diving for grouper on the first date.

by rebelyid October 23, 2005

bobbing for grouper

oral sex, cunnilingus

He is all over her, he is even bobbing for grouper

by rebelyid October 25, 2005