Chirobation

the act of giving oneself a chiropractic adjustment

it looked like yoga, but he was actually engaging in chirobation

by rebelyid March 2, 2005

Prairie Popper

an expected fart that unexpectedly becomes an actual defecation

Oh Shit. My fart became a prairie popper.

by rebelyid March 2, 2005

phone rage

The anguish experienced from truly horrendous customer service on the phone.

Every thirty seconds for 8 minutes a recording come on that repeated, "Your phone call is very important to us....", ultimately driving me into a fit of combustive phone rage.

by rebelyid April 19, 2005

swirl pull

you have wiped after a toilet use, but the toilet paper is lodged between the cheeks of your buttocks with the other end dangling in the water. Rather than dislodge the toilet paper by hand you want to see if the flushing swirl will pull the tissue from your buttocks.

I think the toilet paper is stuck up my ass. I will see if the swirl pull will remove it.

by rebelyid April 24, 2006

Prairie cough

a cough that occurs simultaneously with a fart

judging by the look on his face that was a prairie cough; he may need a change of underwear

by rebelyid February 28, 2005

mastoconcupissant

One who admires female breasts.

While she was a beautiful woman, Bob was such a mastoconcupissant he could not stop staring at her chest.

by rebelyid April 7, 2008

hypo homo condriac

fear that you are becoming homosexual

Jim likes having flowers around but he hides it from others because he is such a hypo homo condriac

by rebelyid May 13, 2005