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1. getting owned by the phone
2. having phone sex, then the phone suddenly disconnects

lol
dude have you ever heard of phonage?
phonage by June1666666 March 3, 2008
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noun: your personal phone

verb: the usage of your phone
"Put your phonage away!" said Mr. Frey after he caught you using it in class.

"I want no phonage during the test." said Mr. Frey.
phonage by sirhampter June 17, 2023
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phonogenic 

a person that consistently takes selfies, looks at themselves in the screen of their phone, and take multiple images while looking at themselves.
Your such a phonogenic person because you're always on your phone.
phonogenic by phonogentic May 18, 2017

OOBER POONAGE 

WHEN ONE GOES TO A SORORITY AND BANGS A GAGGLE OF FRESHMAN THATS GETTIN OOBER POONAGE
I TORE IT UP LAST NITE AT THAT PARTY I SCORED MAJOR OOBER POONAGE BRA I THINK MY ROD NEEDS STITCHES
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phonagraphy 

Phonagraphy.com is a new socially conscious network connecting artists across the world, enabling them to collaborate on artistic endeavors/projects addressing social and ecological issues. Join the art revolution...give back! There's an artist in all of us.
Phonagraphy.com... Join the art revolution
phonagraphy by wvd June 29, 2011
When you physically or psychologically own the hell out of someone with a telephone. This can be accomplished many ways, you could:

1. Beat the hell out of someone with a phone
2. Hit somone in the nuts with a phone
3. Drunk dial someone important to you and piss them off
4. Prank call somone
5. Etc.

Yeah, the other day I prank called Mike and said I was the cops, he was pissing his pants, then afterwards I threw my cell phone at him and drilled him in the nuts. That was complete phwnage.
phwnage by Brian H October 31, 2005
Something with loads of goodness, or if something that is acheived via a lot of skillage
That's pure ponage dude, yea i know
ponage by Ben Collier January 2, 2005
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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