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pholani is a very racist and short person. he enjoys using is time to make love to tables and chairs. he acts gay towards men with big bald heads. pholanis are most compatible with people named kyle.
pholani is not gay. he is just like that with his homies.

pholani broke his arm.
pholani by anonymous April 5, 2024
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pholani is very cool😎🆒hes so sexc and loves people with big froheads. HE eNJOYS makesing love to the tables and chairs and despecially his male bro. He loves his bros. Bro time😎 ok cool gagnam styile🤙🤙👌
Someone: "HEY PHOOOLANI!"
pholani: "hey bro i love you bro"
Kyle: HEy bro!
pholani by gangalangbro April 5, 2024
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Adj. - To really suck at every aspect at life and have a really shitty mustache. An all-around loser.

Also see choach.
"Haha, drop that slut, she's so polanis."
"I can't believe you fucked that up, you're so polanis!"
polanis by matt March 2, 2004
a man so obsessed with golf and port jervis he does not realize he says the same sayings over and over again. and that golf and port jervis sucks. he also goes out of his way to be a complete and total dick to every one of his students. that's when the fit hit the shan
"that's when the fit hit the shan"-polanis

"he was one mean SOB"-polanis

"He was a son of a bee sting, you though i was gonna say it didn't ya?"-polanis
polanis by ohgodddd December 8, 2006
someone who uses the same jokes over and over again, and constantly goes out of his way to be a douchebag.
-first day of school to last day of school: The fit hit the shan, the fit hit the shan, the fit hit the shan, said polanis every day because hes a douche.
-Port is a classy city, said polanis.
polanis by g-town September 30, 2006
A tall, very entertaining and outgoing person. Often brings a smile to your face, talks alot but knows when to keep quiet. Can be annoying but is one you always need in your life.

Always has something to say when around a large audience, always competitive and thrives to be the best he or she can be.
"Let's meet Philani"
Philani by ABC let's meet January 26, 2021
A man who likes to eat Chicken
Check that Philani sitting there at Chesa Nyama
philani by 9mil November 1, 2013
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