polanis

Adj. - To really suck at every aspect at life and have a really shitty mustache. An all-around loser.

Also see choach.

"Haha, drop that slut, she's so polanis."
"I can't believe you fucked that up, you're so polanis!"

by matt March 2, 2004

polanis

a man so obsessed with golf and port jervis he does not realize he says the same sayings over and over again. and that golf and port jervis sucks. he also goes out of his way to be a complete and total dick to every one of his students. that's when the fit hit the shan

"that's when the fit hit the shan"-polanis

"he was one mean SOB"-polanis

"He was a son of a bee sting, you though i was gonna say it didn't ya?"-polanis

by ohgodddd December 8, 2006

polanis

someone who uses the same jokes over and over again, and constantly goes out of his way to be a douchebag.

-first day of school to last day of school: The fit hit the shan, the fit hit the shan, the fit hit the shan, said polanis every day because hes a douche.
-Port is a classy city, said polanis.

by g-town September 30, 2006

polanis

uses same jokes over and over again and is the only one to laugh at them each time (including the first time). aka Tom Rogers

Tom Rogers- Im a ninja! PWNED NOOBS! TIME TO WASH DISHES! Im a ninja! PWNED NOOBS! TIME TO WASH DISHES! Im a ninja! PWNED NOOBS! TIME TO WASH DISHES!

Normal Person- Wow calm yourself little polanis..

by kayler?! April 3, 2007

Polaris Bro

It's just polaris bro

Virgin breadbatch hater: bruh what does polaris mean?

Chad breadbatch enjoyer: it's just polaris bro

by clownakii August 10, 2021

Polanski

An indignant justification or excuse that bear no relevance to what one is being accused of.

When I asked him if he committed the crime, he scoffed that it was impossible for him to have done so, because he was a well-regarded Hollywood director. I knew this was no more than a Polanski.

or

His Polanski for robbing the bank was that it was okay for HIM to do it, because he needed the funds to buy a pool and was otherwise a good person.

by LaComtesse September 30, 2009

Polaris Bro

A word used on an instagram page called thebreadbatch.

Niall: Its just polaris bro
Random follower: Wtf does polaris mean

by irrelevantraz August 1, 2021