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polanis
a man so obsessed with golf and port jervis he does not realize he says the same sayings over and over again. and that golf and port jervis sucks. he also goes out of his way to be a complete and total dick to every one of his students. that's when the fit hit the shan
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polanis • Polaris bro • Polanski • Polansk • Poganism • polarisist • Polaris slingshot • potanist • planish • Polandish
polanis
someone who uses the same jokes over and over again, and constantly goes out of his way to be a douchebag.
polanis
uses same jokes over and over again and is the only one to laugh at them each time (including the first time). aka Tom Rogers
Polaris Bro
Polaris Bro by clownakii August 10, 2021
Polanski
When I asked him if he committed the crime, he scoffed that it was impossible for him to have done so, because he was a well-regarded Hollywood director. I knew this was no more than a Polanski.
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His Polanski for robbing the bank was that it was okay for HIM to do it, because he needed the funds to buy a pool and was otherwise a good person.
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His Polanski for robbing the bank was that it was okay for HIM to do it, because he needed the funds to buy a pool and was otherwise a good person.
Polanski by LaComtesse September 30, 2009
Polaris Bro
Polaris Bro by irrelevantraz August 1, 2021
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