a man so obsessed with golf and port jervis he does not realize he says the same sayings over and over again. and that golf and port jervis sucks. he also goes out of his way to be a complete and total dick to every one of his students. that's when the fit hit the shan
When I asked him if he committed the crime, he scoffed that it was impossible for him to have done so, because he was a well-regarded Hollywood director. I knew this was no more than a Polanski.
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His Polanski for robbing the bank was that it was okay for HIM to do it, because he needed the funds to buy a pool and was otherwise a good person.