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Paulsexual 

When a person identifies as paulsexual they identify as being attracted to Sarah Paulson. Paulsexuals will bring her up in conversation as much as they can. Paulsexuals would die for Sarah Paulson. A paulsexuals habitat is stan twitter
Nobody is ever gonna be good enough for me to marry, I will always compare them to sarah paulson, I’m paulsexual
Paulsexual by TheOriginalPaulsexual September 22, 2019

Phansexual 

Attracted to Dan Howell and Phil Lester but also wishes they were attracted to eachother simultaneously
Dan and Phil are so attractive but I mean they'd also be a cute couple I cannot decide, I guess you could call me phansexual

Pulsexual 

You're so god damn horny all the time, you'd fuck everything with a fucking pulse!
"Jesus Christ! What the actual fuck! You haven't left anything in a 100-mile radius behind! Even poor Mr. Whiskers can't walk properly anymore!"

"What else can I do? I'm pulsexual!"
If you give a person pie they will get sexual
Sam-Cas, Dean is Piesexual

Cas-*lightbulb goes off*
Cas-*gets pie*
Cas-Dean I got you pie
Dean-Bed. Now.

Pisexual 

1. Identifying as both Bisexual and Pansexual.
2. Also feeling connected to the bisexual community, because there is more support.
3. Going back and forth from identifying as Bisexual and Pansexual.

4. This is especially common in the late Gen Y and early Gen Z, coming out as bisexual first, then finding out about Pansexual, but still feeling a strong support group from the bisexual community, and having more bisexual representation on TV.

PS. This definition was created by an Online High School Girl who’s Hella Queer, love kpop, dance, and has a weird pet Betta fish. - Amaya
“She’s both bisexual and Pansexual, she’s pisexual”
“My personal definition of bisexual is having romantic or sexual attraction to all genders, so I technically identify as both bisexual and Pansexual”
Pisexual by Amaya Akira July 8, 2018

Philasexual 

In Philadelphia, some men are more in love with the Eagles, the Sixers, the Phillies, and the Flyers than they are with women. These devoted fans are known as Philasexuals
Person 1: Greg never talks to girls. Is he gay?
Person 2: No, he's a Philasexual.
Person 1: Oh, so that's why he always wears Eagles' jerseys.
Philasexual by EAGLES!!! March 5, 2005