philem

Is the mucus and semen coughed up from a male junkie giving another male head in trade for his fix.

See Robert Downey Jr. throw up philem as a cocaine addict in the movie,' Less Than Zero.'

philem by speeddenial February 19, 2011

Philem:)

She has a SUPER BIG heart. Super pretty and is easy to get along with.She is very caring.She may seem shy at frist but deep down inside she's is ABSOLUTLY something else! Good christian girl Loves the lord with all of her heart and soul! An a INCREDIBLE friend. She is Very smart. SHE is the bestfriend anyone could EVER ask for! You may think you have a best friend but she is nothing compared to my PHILEMER:DDDDDD Oh hahha QOL we also make up the STUPIDEST ilittle nside jokes like QOL:))))))

When you need something from Philem:) shes ALWAYS there!:)

Philem:) by lover101:) August 22, 2010

Philmont Mile 

A measure of distance anywhere between 5 steps and 5 miles. Given by Rangers at Philmont who have no idea what the actual distance to where you are going, so they completely bullshit their answer when you ask them how far it is to anywhere.

Scout: How far is it from Shaefer's Pass to the Tooth of Time?
Ranger: It's exactly 1.75 miles.
Scout: Since that is 1.75 Philmont miles, its probably about 4 real miles.

Philmont Mile by Seven '08 Oscar Four July 23, 2011

uncle philed 

To be ejected/thrown out of an establishment by being pickeed up by the back of your collar and the back of your trousers and tossed out of the door.

As the wealthy Uncle Phil (Will Smith's Uncle in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air) did to Will's low-life best friend, Jazz.

uncle philed by Jennifer Brookes June 17, 2005

Redhead-O-Phile

A man who has an uncontrollable redhead obsession, and forgets where, who, and what he is whenever he sees a redheaded girl. Upon identifying the object of his desires, the redhead-o-phile will not rest until he either gets in her pants or gets stopped by the redhead's pepper spray.

Exhibit A: "I heard the redhead-o-phile next door cheer and give a round of applause for the picture of a redhead he found on google."

Exhibit B: "My friend and I were walking down the street when we saw a redhead; the way he started drooling and staring uncontrollably makes me suspect that he's a closet redhead-o-phile."

Exhibit C: "There are so many redhead-o-philes in this neighborhood that redheads should stay as far away as possible, unless said redhead happens to be a hooker."

Redhead-O-Phile by FriendOfARedHeadOPhile October 1, 2009

Philmont 

1. a large plot of land in the New Mexican rockies where boys become men on treks anywhere from 10 to 21 days long.

2.some people's definitions of hell.

1. scout friend : "dude, i went to Philmont this summer and learned all this great stuff, what did you do?"
Friend of scout: "umm.. wasted my life with video games?"

2. "when you die, you go on an eternal Philmont trek!"

Philmont by Trinity1013 July 12, 2009

Philomena

A beautiful girl who is highly intelligent and the most genuinely sweet person you will ever meet.

Im in love with philomena!

Philomena by Philatopia August 15, 2011