Philemo

When a comment or question is deep and philosophical, but still sad and brooding enough to be considered emo.

A: If i died tomorrow, how much would my family care...how little would the world?
B: Wow Bob, that was philemo.

by aproy October 15, 2017

Philmont Mile

A measure of distance anywhere between 5 steps and 5 miles. Given by Rangers at Philmont who have no idea what the actual distance to where you are going, so they completely bullshit their answer when you ask them how far it is to anywhere.

Scout: How far is it from Shaefer's Pass to the Tooth of Time?
Ranger: It's exactly 1.75 miles.
Scout: Since that is 1.75 Philmont miles, its probably about 4 real miles.

by Seven '08 Oscar Four July 23, 2011

Philmont

1. a large plot of land in the New Mexican rockies where boys become men on treks anywhere from 10 to 21 days long.

2.some people's definitions of hell.

1. scout friend : "dude, i went to Philmont this summer and learned all this great stuff, what did you do?"
Friend of scout: "umm.. wasted my life with video games?"

2. "when you die, you go on an eternal Philmont trek!"

by Trinity1013 July 12, 2009

philmont

The largest youth camp in America. The most beautiful place in the world, located in Cimarron, New Mexico. It is known for its training facilities and extraordinary backpacking and cavalcade treks. They have special programs that allow young men and women the chance to hike the entire backcountry and learn new and valuble skills. The most extraordanary of these programs is Rayado, a three week backpacking trip.

Bill: How was your trek at Philmont.
Aaron: Are you joking me, it was amazing! I've never been any place that awesome!

by Amy Archer February 18, 2008

Philemon

The sexiest man alive with an arse thicc enough to clog the Mariana Trench. He is sleepy but awake, tired but working, dying but alive. These are what make Philemon human, so never give up.

Philemon dabbermon with filet mignon

by Chillaxbill March 27, 2019

phlemo

an emo with a cold. this cold is often caught thanks to sitting in a cold, dark room writing depressing poetry
note: writing poetry gives you a cold.

Phlemo: Accchhoooo-hooo-hooo! AAArgh! i have a COLD! my life SUCKS!
Me: would you like a tissue, mr. phlemo?
Phlemo: No, id rather be in PAIN! wait, what did you just call me?
Me: look it up on urban dictionary, i bothered to make a definition for you...

by SellotapeLips May 9, 2010

philematology

the science of kissing

he studies philematology at parties with a group of girls

by T.V-ravenDuff April 22, 2006