Philemon

The sexiest man alive with an arse thicc enough to clog the Mariana Trench. He is sleepy but awake, tired but working, dying but alive. These are what make Philemon human, so never give up.

Philemon dabbermon with filet mignon

by Chillaxbill March 27, 2019

Philemon

a.) The most interesting man in the entire world. Usually one in which someone would want to be. A role mode.

b.) A prophet or god.

Pwra

You: god isn't Philemon so great?
Everyone: yes

Jehovah's witnesse: do believe in Jesus Christ?
You: no I believe in Philemon

by π÷×∆÷√ December 18, 2014

Philemon

A word used to describe a man with a huge ass

"He's such a philemon, that I can fill him up with all the crude oil in the world"

by fick off April 18, 2018

Philemon

An obnoxious human being that is obsessed with Tik-Tok and Peppa Pig. He doesn't know when to shut up.

You're being such a Philemon right now.

by xdpeppapig December 3, 2019

Philemon Ahn

the great one; one that rules all; definition of ultimate ownage of all that is weak cheese

Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Daredevil, the Incredible Hulk, and Little Mermaid

by pepe December 2, 2003

Philmont Mile

A measure of distance anywhere between 5 steps and 5 miles. Given by Rangers at Philmont who have no idea what the actual distance to where you are going, so they completely bullshit their answer when you ask them how far it is to anywhere.

Scout: How far is it from Shaefer's Pass to the Tooth of Time?
Ranger: It's exactly 1.75 miles.
Scout: Since that is 1.75 Philmont miles, its probably about 4 real miles.

by Seven '08 Oscar Four July 23, 2011

Philmont

1. a large plot of land in the New Mexican rockies where boys become men on treks anywhere from 10 to 21 days long.

2.some people's definitions of hell.

1. scout friend : "dude, i went to Philmont this summer and learned all this great stuff, what did you do?"
Friend of scout: "umm.. wasted my life with video games?"

2. "when you die, you go on an eternal Philmont trek!"

by Trinity1013 July 12, 2009