Philemon

The sexiest man alive with an arse thicc enough to clog the Mariana Trench. He is sleepy but awake, tired but working, dying but alive. These are what make Philemon human, so never give up.

Philemon dabbermon with filet mignon

by Chillaxbill March 28, 2019

Philemon

a.) The most interesting man in the entire world. Usually one in which someone would want to be. A role mode.

b.) A prophet or god.

Pwra

You: god isn't Philemon so great?
Everyone: yes

Jehovah's witnesse: do believe in Jesus Christ?
You: no I believe in Philemon

by π÷×∆÷√ December 18, 2014

Philemon

A word used to describe a man with a huge ass

"He's such a philemon, that I can fill him up with all the crude oil in the world"

by fick off April 18, 2018

Philemon

An obnoxious human being that is obsessed with Tik-Tok and Peppa Pig. He doesn't know when to shut up.

You're being such a Philemon right now.

by xdpeppapig December 3, 2019

Philemon Ahn

the great one; one that rules all; definition of ultimate ownage of all that is weak cheese

Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Daredevil, the Incredible Hulk, and Little Mermaid

by pepe December 3, 2003