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The sexiest man alive with an arse thicc enough to clog the Mariana Trench. He is sleepy but awake, tired but working, dying but alive. These are what make Philemon human, so never give up.
Philemon dabbermon with filet mignon
by Chillaxbill March 27, 2019
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a.) The most interesting man in the entire world. Usually one in which someone would want to be. A role mode.

b.) A prophet or god.

Pwra
You: god isn't Philemon so great?
Everyone: yes

Jehovah's witnesse: do believe in Jesus Christ?
You: no I believe in Philemon
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A word used to describe a man with a huge ass
"He's such a philemon, that I can fill him up with all the crude oil in the world"
by fick off April 18, 2018
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An obnoxious human being that is obsessed with Tik-Tok and Peppa Pig. He doesn't know when to shut up.
You're being such a Philemon right now.
by xdpeppapig December 03, 2019
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