Phildaphile

A phil, usually a scottish one that wears glasses and has a monster beard.

His eyes pierce you like a scouser's knife. His evil glare travels through centuries of oppression from English men

God, you're such a Phildaphile!

by mrEnglishman February 18, 2011

phildophile

a bearded person that molests young boys.

that man is a phildophile!

by MG2351 June 3, 2009

Philophile

A lover of loves. One who has fondness for the concept of loving objects, if not the love of the objects themselves directly.

She is a philophile. She didn't love me. She loved love.

by melanchaholic January 20, 2009

philaphile

Someone who is not from Philadelphia but greatly admires its culture, history, sports teams and spirit of its people.

I cheer for the Eagles during football season, but I'm not from Philadelphia. My friend says that I'm a philaphile!

by PLEinCA December 30, 2013

philaphiliac

a person or creature that is addicted to intercourse with people who have the name 'Phil'. Serious addiction can lead to a complete breakdown of personality and/or and sense of etiquette.

If someone, a friend say, is on their third, fourth or even fifth 'Phil' in succession they would be known as a Philaphiliac. It is debatable whether one achieves the status of 'Philophiliac' after only having a singular 'Phil'.

by Daniel Crompton November 19, 2003