phatoos 

useless

my internet is being so phatoos no page is opening

phatoos by crazyangel May 20, 2009

phatootle

Phatootle means the liking, showing affection, or the going out with, or having relations with either cousin,god relatives, or so called "far family".

Phatootling is the process of being phatootled.

Boy: Go out with me.
Boy's great cousins' cousin: uhm, ok
Me: what nonsensical phatootle is this. The boy is family, and you like him..ARE U MAD?

phatootle by Janel Strachan March 17, 2008

phatmosphere 

A destination of interplanetary funksmanship where only the freshest beats and dopest flows ascend, by means of being so fly, gravity is defied.

"Those cats took it to the phatmosphere last night."

"The phatmosphere in this place makes my loins burn."

"Phatmospheric conditions will create high winds on Tuesday."

phatmosphere by ChronicOperator April 22, 2009

phatoomfuss 

Phatoomfuss, a word used to describe something when when the correct word won't come to mind.

Mike: You're nothing but a complete... a ... a...phatoomfuss!
Craig: Yea well at least I'm not an hongoot

phatoomfuss by Shirlzknight March 31, 2022

patoosh 

hot, sexy, lovely looking cutie! everyone loves this girl/boy

Hey Dude were is your patoosh?

patoosh by monster love February 25, 2010

patooser

a word that can be used to describe anything good

hey girl your such a patooser "i love your shirt"

patooser by Jessica H, jessi wessy April 16, 2008

patooshca 

a nasty substance that really smells

U smell like a patooshca

patooshca by koolguy May 1, 2006