patooser

a word that can be used to describe anything good

hey girl your such a patooser "i love your shirt"

patooser by Jessica H, jessi wessy April 16, 2008

Patooter 

Sweet term of affection for a hot chicks vag.

Hi my sweet patooter.

Patooter by robadon April 24, 2010

patooter 

A name for a female dogs vagina.

The dog licked her patooter until it was clean.

patooter by kenai July 25, 2012

Patooter 

A computer, especially a laptop.

I need to borrow your patooter to look something up on Urban Dictionary.

Patooter by MSpike September 15, 2011