Parkle

Back in the day parkles were a beautiful colony in Greenland. Well, one day however some baby parkles decided they wanted their own colony. They drank a growing up potion and left to make their own colony as they looked different and tiny. They decided to call themselves sparkles. Another day some grown up parkles decided they wanted to make their own colony too. They drank a shapeshifting potion in different shapes and left. They decided to call themselves glitter because they looked different too in different shapes. They were very neutral to sparkles and parkles. The tension between each soul still thrives today. Sparkles are very tiny and can be multiple colors as well. These are the most dangerous so be aware. If your “parkle” is very small, very circle shaped, or not as shiny it is probably a sparkle. Glitter can be many sizes but is a different shape. Parkles have little edges, sparkles are round, and glitter can be any shape. These aren’t as dangerous as sparkles but be careful. If you have any questions at all feel free to contact parklesquad on instagram. They are highly skilled in parkles as they have been to parkle preschool, elementary, highschool, and are working in college. Signed, Poe and Parkelle P.S there is so much more to learn! Please contact us asap to learn new facts!

Woah dude thats one hot parkle.

Did you just see that parkle teleport?

by parklesquad November 26, 2019

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Pulling a parkes

Pulling a parkes is the art of talking on mute during a zoom meeting, not just once, but multiple times in the same meeting. It requires a set skill to have this happen multiple times during the same meeting that only a parkes could pull off.

"Hey bud, you're pulling a parkes and need to unmute so we can proceed with the meeting, this is the fifth time you've done that just stay unmuted."

by smartesthumanalive January 25, 2021

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parkersnowing

When you have a huge hard-on for a girl, but when you tell her you true feelings, she admits that she thought you were gay the whole time.

"Holy shit where is Cyrus? he was supposed to be here"
"oh hes parkersnowing a girl, but she doesn't think hes gay yet"

by 420pac September 11, 2014

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Peter Parker

Teen who turned to dust in the planet Titan.

-TITAN-

Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*

Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.

Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!

Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*

Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*

by This.Bitch.Empty.Yeet January 26, 2019

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Parker Square

Originating from the youtube account Numberphile, Doing a parker square means that you have attempt to do something but didn't quite achieve accomplishing it.

Matt: Hey Brady, I solved this sodoku puzzle !
Brady: You repeat numbers in all the columns and rows.
Matt: It still sort of counts.
Brady: Face it Matt, this is a parker square sudoku.

by "Donald Trump's Hair" Fetish May 26, 2016

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