A Phargle resides in California but is a deep dark vessel that is very mysterious and barely leaves the confines of Gamesurge IRC. He says his best friend and most known associate is foo-shoe.
one who grew up a weakling who now assumes small power and confuses it for a great deal of power. one who was told since childhood that he was a genius and now he is dumber because of it and believes he is smarter and above everyone especially in decision making skills. one who deals petty amounts of drugs and believes in his head he is pablo escobar while he is really something small in comparison to what he believes he is. one who grows a beard to establish a hard exterior and gain self esteem. one who is a joke. if he has no beard he has no self image
Man! look at that gangsta pharles he made five dollars hustling and actually said he needs a job to look better in the eyes of the community!
1. To become intoxicated by carbonated beverages.
2. Consuming E numbers, caffeine and other behaviour-altering substances.
3. To enter into a state of hyperactivity.
Pharkle off.
Don’t pharkle too much if you’re about to operate heavy machinery.
Scream if you want to pharkle faster.
All humans can pharkle, but some pharkle better than others.
Just do it… pharkle!