Parkledite 

A Parkledite is a person who has freakishly long legs, long brown hair the color and texture of mulch, and they cannot squat so they skip every leg day, causing them to only have strength on shoulder press.

Optionally, you can include the gap between their eyes being wide enough to fit an event horizon inside.

Geez, Josh, you're such a Parkledite, do better.

Parkledite by Finalesshinesjuralesflowwyes December 15, 2024

parlecite

A member of the alt-tech social media platform Parler who exhibits toxic behavior and attitudes towards vulnerable people.

Don't mess with that Super Karen, she's just another Parlecite.

parlecite by liddiebear November 13, 2020

Parklandite 

An animal or person who weeps and wails until they get their way. CRYBABY; SISSY

" I can't believe you gave him permission to jump off a cliff" "Well, he's a known Parklandite and he wouldn't shut up, it's not my problem!"

Parklandite by MennaLeeHill May 9, 2018

parkedit 

Bryan Clauson used to say he "parked it" in victory lane after a win, ever since he died last year, everyone in racing, sim and real says the #parkedit for Clauson

I won so I #parkedit

parkedit by Red_stag05 July 31, 2020