Parkledite

A Parkledite is a person who has freakishly long legs, long brown hair the color and texture of mulch, and they cannot squat so they skip every leg day, causing them to only have strength on shoulder press.

Optionally, you can include the gap between their eyes being wide enough to fit an event horizon inside.

Geez, Josh, you're such a Parkledite, do better.

Parkledite by Finalesshinesjuralesflowwyes December 15, 2024

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parlecite

A member of the alt-tech social media platform Parler who exhibits toxic behavior and attitudes towards vulnerable people.

Don't mess with that Super Karen, she's just another Parlecite.

parlecite by liddiebear November 13, 2020

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Parkledite • parkedit • Parklandite • parlecite

Parklandite

An animal or person who weeps and wails until they get their way. CRYBABY; SISSY

" I can't believe you gave him permission to jump off a cliff" "Well, he's a known Parklandite and he wouldn't shut up, it's not my problem!"

Parklandite by MennaLeeHill May 9, 2018

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parkedit

Bryan Clauson used to say he "parked it" in victory lane after a win, ever since he died last year, everyone in racing, sim and real says the #parkedit for Clauson

I won so I #parkedit

parkedit by Red_stag05 July 31, 2020

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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