A Parkledite is a person who has freakishly long legs, long brown hair the color and texture of mulch, and they cannot squat so they skip every leg day, causing them to only have strength on shoulder press.
Optionally, you can include the gap between their eyes being wide enough to fit an event horizon inside.
Optionally, you can include the gap between their eyes being wide enough to fit an event horizon inside.
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" I can't believe you gave him permission to jump off a cliff" "Well, he's a known Parklandite and he wouldn't shut up, it's not my problem!"
by MennaLeeHill May 9, 2018
Get the Parklandite mug.Bryan Clauson used to say he "parked it" in victory lane after a win, ever since he died last year, everyone in racing, sim and real says the #parkedit for Clauson
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I won so I #parkedit
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