parkley 

A cool person that chose the weirdest name when they transitioned.

“Have you ever heard of Parkley? Yeah, weirdest name I’ve ever heard.”

parkley by Juden_JJ May 4, 2022

Cody Parkey 

A kicker who was quite bad. He is usually seen missing field goals to the #6 seed in the NFC in the playoffs. He was beheaded on January 6, 2019 after he missed a field goal. It was not him however. The Bears needed a better kicker so Blair Walsh pretended to be Cody Parkey. Parkey then booked the first flight out of Chicago.

Cody Parkey will choke on Sunday,January 9, 2022 for the Green Bay Packers. Calling right after he missed the game winner for the Bears.

Cody Parkey by iaintajap January 6, 2019

Cody Parkey 

The only kicker in the NFL who aims for the goalpost. The entire city of Chicago hates you along with your teammates, coaches, and trainers.

Cody Parkey literally shanks every field goal because he thinks the crossbar challenge is still relevant.

Cody Parkey by Voice of All Bears Fans January 7, 2019

Parklebrity 

A resident of the super-chic Park Cities area of Dallas, Texas that is famous among locals in Highland Park and University Park.

It's hard to get a coffee date with Carol since she became a Parklebrity.

Parklebrity by blog.peoplenewspapers.com January 20, 2008

Parkey 

The act of hitting both the upright and the crossbar while attempting a field goal.

Bro, our kicker just fucked us with that Parkey and the Bears lost the game!

Parkey by pmong January 6, 2019

social parsley 

Individuals that add no real value to a social setting. Like parsley, it adds to the over all aesthetic but is not integral and would not be noticed or missed if removed. Ultimately, a non-factor in the social world.

That guy was nice, but didn't really have anything valid or humorous to say. He was social parsley. NEXT.

social parsley by Haus of HMX July 6, 2011

Charlie Brown Parsley 

Nickname for weed, pot, reefer, grass, dope, Mary Jane, hash. You get the idea.

Her: Roll me some of that Charlie Brown Parsley.
Him: She a bad mfer for calling it Charlie Brown Parsley frfr.

Charlie Brown Parsley by charliebrownlover123 January 7, 2023