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Equivalent to the term idiot, phank can be used as a noun, a verb, an adjective, an adverb, or onomatopoeia. One can act like a phank, smell like a phank, possess the quality of being a phank, etc. It's an insult if used as a noun.

The actors in that play were so incredibly phank.

phank by Bieber Enthusiast June 2, 2010

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phank

the smell of your fingers after she( or for some he) accidentlly sharts while you are sticking it up their butt

dude, smell this finger stained with phank

phank by flippy69! May 1, 2011

Related Words

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Phank you

phank you: A certain way a women with a phat ass can thank a guy.

Did Ashley phank you you last night?? Yeah man, 3 times.

Phank you by asb81689 July 19, 2010

Phank You

A descreet way to say fuck you at the closing of a letter.
#closingofletter

#fuckyou

Boss,
Thanks for firing me in front of everyone for no reason only so your step-son could get hired.

Phank You
Your Name Here

Phank You by Amy Morgan July 26, 2018

Rudy Pankow

The sexiest blonde with the best obliques and six pack I have ever seen. He is currently known for his role as JJ in the Netflix Original “Outer Banks”. Rudy also plays the harmonica and has dyslexia.

Rudy Pankow is one fine ass man...

Rudy Pankow by dannyDevito’sSocialistcousin May 4, 2020

phanasan

Phanasan (fan-ah-san) is a slang term used for a woman's vagina, sex with a woman or; for when a male is acting in a feminine manner. It is a popular new age slang word used as an alternative for the term 'pussy' or 'pussyole'. Mainly used and originates from Birmingham, England

(fan-ah-san)

Example A
Person 1: Bro, I don’t think I’ll be going out tonight, my girlfriend told me not to go, she’s angry I’ve been spending too much time playing footie with the lads and not with her.

Person 2: Just come, stop being such a Phanasan all the time!
Person 1: Fine, I’ll come out for one.

Example B
Person 1: How’d it go with that girl I saw you speaking to last night at the club?
Person 2: Yeah, went well. I ended up back at her accommodation and got some phanasan, you know I do it.
Person 1: Smashed it, I need to get some phanasan asap, I’m on a drought bro!

Example C
Person 1: Nah man, she told me to go down on her, I was like no way, I don’t do dem tingz
Person 2: Rah, you’re mad cuz, I love eating phanasan, the gyaldem love you for it.
Person 1: You’re narsty blud, eating phanasan, that could never be me fam.

phanasan by Seshonz March 13, 2023

Phan

life

phan is life

Phan by breifcase wanker132 April 18, 2016

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026