Phankk

Same as the word Phank. Equivalent to the term idiot. The second "k" just emphasizes the idiot. A great idiot one could say

That guy is quite the phankk

by Phank December 7, 2016

phanks

another spelling for "Thanks"

"Phanks for that birthday present Grandma!"

by Xo_plungerman June 17, 2009

phanukkah

When your phone is at 1% and manages to last the entire car ride home.

A modern day religious experience, whoever you are with must shower you with gifts, one for every song your phone manages to get through.

"Dude on our way back from the concert my phone pulled a phanukkah. The little bastard lasted for eight songs even though it only had 1% battery."

by bostoncalling March 26, 2017

phanker

Somebody that masturbates in a place or situation that is very obvious, but thinks that either nobody will notice or that it will be too awkward for others to say anything. Usually found on school trips, in group hostel dormitories, in prison or anywhere else you are forced to sleep in the same room as other people.

Some dirty phanker kept me awake all night last night.

by T January 6, 2005

Pankkake

to cover a woman in pancake batter

People who have a food fetish tend to download pankkake porn.

by James Bass January 23, 2004

Phangks

How idiots spell “Thanks” in text messages to prove their non-existent quirkiness.

A: Phangks u!
B: What? You want to plank me? Is plank a verb?
A: nu I mean thanks
B: Why would you use a nonsensical form of a word that is longer than the actual word itself?
A: bcs im so smart and cunning!
B: STFU.

by Kapplt November 7, 2020

phank

Equivalent to the term idiot, phank can be used as a noun, a verb, an adjective, an adverb, or onomatopoeia. One can act like a phank, smell like a phank, possess the quality of being a phank, etc. It's an insult if used as a noun.

The actors in that play were so incredibly phank.

by Bieber Enthusiast June 2, 2010