phallicle

a tentacle resembling a penis

That tentacle porn had multiple, gynormous phallicles.

by tehtwistedkitteh January 28, 2009

phallicious

A condition or state of being in which a person (female) has a strong and unwavering desire to suck cock/dick and consume/eat semen.

Never have I seen such a woman as phallicious as Betsy. I swear anytime I get around her she's got dick on her breath and looking for the next guy she intends to suck off.

by Nikki Stixx February 3, 2020

Phallic halitosis

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.

I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.

by -=Quickie=- April 8, 2008

phallic

of, or pretaining to the penis.

Dude... the Washington Monument is SO phallic!

by ChzMstrX November 23, 2001

Phallocentric

Of or relating to the philosophy that my penis is the center of the world

Johnny had a very phallocentric worldview, given that his penis made most of his decisions for him

by D Flawless June 7, 2018

Pink Phallic Object

Pink dildo from dank memer

Wow I randomly got a pink phallic object in my inventory

by NotCinamon December 25, 2019

Phallic photograph

When you wanna send dick pics, but you're classy as fuck.

Oh Dorothy! Come have a gander at this fine phallic photograph that Fitzgerald sent.

by DmitryDaDouche May 22, 2017