pillatio 

When you have to take the reins with a pill popper to get some noggin.

To facefuck your unconscious date.

Whenever the wife takes too many sleeping pills I treat myself to pillatio.

pillatio by Guy Mandude 69 January 31, 2022

Pillatio 

When you facefuck your date after they pass out due to taking too many sleeping pills.

I made a deal with the wife if she stops stealing my sleeping pills I’ll stop using her for pillatio.

Pillatio by Guy Mandude 69 January 31, 2022

pollatio

The act of performing figurative fellatio upon a favored political party, movement, or ideology completely blindly despite any obvious and fundamental flaws in either the logical reasoning of the ideology, the credibility of the members of the favored political party/movement, or even criminality (moral or legal) of the favored political party, movement or ideology.

Wow! After a half decade-long march through an attritious desert of media portrayals, this is the first time in a long time that there have been widespread observations of the media performing non-stop pollatio for the party in power.

pollatio by D311C10US January 20, 2021

Piflation 

Short for “Pi Inflation.” The pi equivalent of inflation, when more digits of the decimal number π are needed over time for computational or practical purposes to achieve a better accuracy or to prevent potential astronomical mishaps.

In the past, ordinary folks needed at most three digits of π for most everyday math computations; later, rocket scientists used fifteen digits for interplanetary missions; and today numerologists need millions of them to search for someone’s date of birth, cellphone number, wedding anniversary, or lottery or lucky numbers—piflation is inevitable to satisfy man’s ever-growing mathematical needs and wants.

Piflation by Fasters January 18, 2023

Phillatio 

To suck a penis like Phil Collins does.

The term "fellatio" (to perform oral sex on the penis), was in the past spelt "Phillatio". The word aquired it's meaning from the fact that Phil Collins sucks the dick. He later struck up a deal with the Oxford English dictionary to change the word, and keep it changed, for a price of $10 million per year. So, every time you buy a Phil Collins record, you are oppressing the english language and ridiculing the world's hard working lexicologists.

Phillatio is what Gary and Dave do best.

Phillatio by Awesome Truth Teller April 9, 2011

pilations 

Meth thats good for smoking.

Will you load those pilations into my pipe?

pilations by Big Tits Mcgee April 15, 2004