phallitosis

a portmanteau of phallus and halitosis, it means that someone's breath smells like cock.

Dude she give you head last night?
Naw dude, she had phallitosis, I'da probably got someone else's juice on my nob.

by DJ B Rey June 26, 2008

phallitosis

peckerbreath

Rob has the worst case of phallitosis I've ever encountered.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

phallutosis

Condion of cronically foul or unpleasant smelling penis.

If only they made scented boxers to combate my phallutosis.

by Fisher S. Thompson September 7, 2007

Phalitosis

Dick-breath

"Shut up, liberal, your phalitosis is killing me." or
"I wanted to kiss her, but she had some serious phalitosis."

by IndigoWyrd July 22, 2021

Phallitis

To see random phallic images everywhere in normal objects and normal situations.

Guy 1: Dude do you see that giant cock on that wall?
Guy 2: No dude.
Guy 1: What? Its massive and its right there!
Guy 2: Ma, I think you have Phallitis.

by LulaLazer June 27, 2009

palitosis

The state of accepting chronic shit breath due to the longevity of the friendship
This is a dual partnership between the shit breath individual as well as the condoning party.

A:"Your friend over there has breath like none other did his tongue die?"
B:"Its always been that way since we were kids It has permeated everything he speaks to. into , or falls asleep on. I honestly just accept it at this point."
A" Dude you have come down with a real case of palitosis"

by pairofdeez October 15, 2012