phaillic

When something isn't phallic, it's just PHAILLIC. As in, fail. Something supposed to resemble a dick, but it fails.

I did it with Johnny last night- but ew he's so phaillic!

by Skipper the Kitten March 28, 2009

phallicious

A condition or state of being in which a person (female) has a strong and unwavering desire to suck cock/dick and consume/eat semen.

Never have I seen such a woman as phallicious as Betsy. I swear anytime I get around her she's got dick on her breath and looking for the next guy she intends to suck off.

by Nikki Stixx February 3, 2020

Phallic halitosis

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.

I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.

by -=Quickie=- April 8, 2008

phillicia

A very creative, and entertaining person. She is fun to hang out with, and party with. She is very artistic. She is strong hearted, and will always put friends first. She normally has brown or red hair. although she is naturally a good person, she has a side that will tear you to shreds if you fuck with her, oh and she has brown eyes

Phillicia is a lot like Scarlet Johansson

by Madtitian December 3, 2014

phallic

of, or pretaining to the penis.

Dude... the Washington Monument is SO phallic!

by ChzMstrX November 23, 2001

Pink Phallic Object

Pink dildo from dank memer

Wow I randomly got a pink phallic object in my inventory

by NotCinamon December 25, 2019

Phallic photograph

When you wanna send dick pics, but you're classy as fuck.

Oh Dorothy! Come have a gander at this fine phallic photograph that Fitzgerald sent.

by DmitryDaDouche May 22, 2017