Pfister 

When one is able to transcend their mortal bodies and move on to an ethereal state immune to both pain, aging and inevitably death. In this state the abilities of the normal man are strengthened tenfold, as well as granted numerous other special abilities only accessible through the ethereal state. The only way to kill someone who has become a "Pfister" is by destroying all memories/traces of that being (pictures, videos, personal accounts). However, the ethereal version of that person can plant new or fake memories in the minds of others through his inter dimensional travels. This is end of enlightenment and the road the true justice that all beings seek.

Fuck hes become a Pfister, we have no way of stopping him now!

Pfister by Nicholos December 29, 2007

pfister 

(verb) one who spits on the cock a.k.a. hocks a loogie during oral sex and/or hand jobs.

brianna banks is a pfister

pfister by pfister February 1, 2006

Mister Pfister 

A sexual action performed by anally-talented men. The pitcher inserts a fist into the ass of the catcher and he opens and closes his hand in a rhythmic fashion.

"I just gave Jack a Mister Pfister!"

Mister Pfister by pedro romero June 20, 2005

pfaster 

1. v. to evaluate someone's body type, hair type, or scentual preferences for the explicit purpose of getting aroused and killing them to have sex with their bodies 2. n. a beauty-obsessed necrophile

"I'm not pfastering you; I'm just asking what shower gel you use"
"Don't pfaster me, you freak"
"Yeah, Saturday night I was out at the club and totally got pfastered"
"Jesus Christ, quit being such a pfaster"
"I'm fairly convinced my neighbor is a total pfaster"

pfaster by JDPS January 19, 2009

pisterity 

(n) The state of being pissed.

That pissed me off to the highest level of pisterity!

pisterity by 007mi6 September 28, 2006

Phisteris 

Anything you want it to be :)

"His feet are big, which means he has a huge phisteris."
"Let's go smoke some phisteris so you can relax."
"I beat that chick in and caught that phisteris, now i gotta go see a doctor."

Phisteris by Crunkdizzle October 5, 2011

Poister

n. A euphemism for the vagina; short for panty oyster it is a portmanteau etymologically derived from panty salmon, however oyster has since replaced salmon. Proponents of panty salmon over panty oyster claim their term is more closely aligned with the female sexual cycle (Women are like salmon, sexually, in that they swim up a stream of sexual consciousness until they reach their peak at around 40 ergo, panty salmon) It should be noted that panty salmon is considered an anachronism and is only permissible in a scholarly context. Some philologists and semiotics expets believe poister is best spoken with a British accent, debate continues.

Do you fancy a toss about with her poister?

When her poister is moister, its time to hoist her

What's her problem?
She has some sand in her poister.

Poister by JonLokiGanjatron October 4, 2010