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A gamer that is at peak skill level.
Hello, my name is Mr. Phister, I am at peak skill level in gaming.
phister by G. Rothschild May 11, 2018
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pisterity 

(n) The state of being pissed.

That pissed me off to the highest level of pisterity!
pisterity by 007mi6 September 28, 2006
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When one is able to transcend their mortal bodies and move on to an ethereal state immune to both pain, aging and inevitably death. In this state the abilities of the normal man are strengthened tenfold, as well as granted numerous other special abilities only accessible through the ethereal state. The only way to kill someone who has become a "Pfister" is by destroying all memories/traces of that being (pictures, videos, personal accounts). However, the ethereal version of that person can plant new or fake memories in the minds of others through his inter dimensional travels. This is end of enlightenment and the road the true justice that all beings seek.
Fuck hes become a Pfister, we have no way of stopping him now!

Pfister by Nicholos December 29, 2007

Philter85 

A l33t Hacker. Derived from the word philter and the year 1985.
"Dude, Philter85 just hacked my computer!"
Philter85 by Philter85 December 9, 2004

Phisteris 

"His feet are big, which means he has a huge phisteris."
"Let's go smoke some phisteris so you can relax."
"I beat that chick in and caught that phisteris, now i gotta go see a doctor."
Phisteris by Crunkdizzle October 5, 2011
wounder if a philter works on us.

So it is like a philter or filter threw the mud that gives us what we need?

I'm giving you a philter dose of word lovin from me to you. With the luck of the irish and the love of the french with a bit of american slang.
philter by Dominiquejean April 17, 2010

phipster 

A difinition of a Feminine Hipster. Shares either the treat of feminism or skinny fagginess. Common used to describe male hipsters whom people are concerned might be gay.
Look at him! He is skinny, looks like a homeless and has so many weird hobbies.

Yeah, is he gay?

No, he is a Phipster...
phipster by S-the-Fanny December 9, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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