Peister

The act in which a criminal inmate introduces contraband into a correction facility by means of his urethra.

5 grams of cocaine was peistered into the jail by one inmate over night.

Peister by High Language November 29, 2019

pisterity 

(n) The state of being pissed.

That pissed me off to the highest level of pisterity!

pisterity by 007mi6 September 28, 2006

pestering 

continually talking to you when u dont want them to

jc's a pestering cunt

pestering by rusty jones January 16, 2004

Pestering 

To bother persistently with petty annoyances

Stop pestering me

Pestering by Stellition June 7, 2014

pesterance 

Bugging the complete shit out of someone until you get what you want. See persistence.

I will maintain my pesterance until you return my calls and give me my discount.

pesterance by Danak1975 October 11, 2013

Pfister 

When one is able to transcend their mortal bodies and move on to an ethereal state immune to both pain, aging and inevitably death. In this state the abilities of the normal man are strengthened tenfold, as well as granted numerous other special abilities only accessible through the ethereal state. The only way to kill someone who has become a "Pfister" is by destroying all memories/traces of that being (pictures, videos, personal accounts). However, the ethereal version of that person can plant new or fake memories in the minds of others through his inter dimensional travels. This is end of enlightenment and the road the true justice that all beings seek.

Fuck hes become a Pfister, we have no way of stopping him now!

Pfister by Nicholos December 29, 2007

Pepster3000 

A little mexican that could fit in a bag; hop a fence, or keep them nachoes cookin'

"Yo look at that Pepster3000 go, look at him climb, look at him jump, look at him run, look at him go!!!"

Pepster3000 by Tyromee April 1, 2009