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To be more than pissed.

Is usually used as a verb, but can also be used as an adjective with some creativity.
My boyfriend was being an idiot and I got pissed, then he made fun of my handwriting and that made me pister.

When Johnny showed up late for class, the teacher was pissed; but when he said he didn't do his homework, she got pister.
Pister by Sylvannis November 18, 2011

pister clean 

a type of household cleaner that is free. it's especially useful for those hard to reach areas, and it's strength depends on what you drink. still don't know what it is? it's your pee! for best results, you should be a dude.
My brother left the worst skid marks in the toilet bowl. I'm gonna have to use some pister clean

pister napkin 

Graffiti we found in New Orleans - Synonym for fucking

Can be used interchangeably as different verbs, nouns, adjectives, adverbs, and any other part of speech.

Pister napkin is a universal term that has many meanings.

One who is described by Pister napkin can mean ugly, hot, wise, dumb, and many things.

This word can be used as a synonym for anything you like.
That’s not very pister napkin of you!

You’re being Pister napkin right now.

I hate you, you stupid Pister napkin
pister napkin by Psuedonem March 14, 2023
One who spends WAY too much time on Pinterest, a site that ultimately is a duplication of any other social networking site, only limited to mass photo sharing and helping closet narcissists.

If you are reading this, then you are probably not a Pinterict, as you are not zoning off on a Pinterest screen.
Why are you tired Nicole?
-Oh I'm a recovering Pinterict and I just relapsed :(

Hey man have you heard from Sarah?
-Nah no one's seen her; she's turned into a total Pinterict.
Pinterict by SEP1989RAW February 7, 2013
A shitty poster...a pisster.

Coined by a Brit who couldn't say poster...
"You bought a right pisster there mate!"
pisster by MountTheTing March 5, 2020

Rae Piste 

A lovely man who likes to play with people with or without their consent . Great name for Kahoot and Zoom trolling as well.
Teacher: Who is Rae Piste ?
Rae Piste:Kekekekeke
Rae Piste by Lebelt James October 12, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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