cerrote

Spanish for turd. Usually referrs to a large, unbroken shit.

"Look at that cerrote I dropped!"

by pedro romero June 08, 2005

argyle pimp

Somebody who is very smooth and debonair, yet is able to enchant crowds at traditional hip-hop shows. Un-rap-like. A rapper who does not dress in a "Black Man Costume".

"Did you just see that argyle pimp on stage?"

by pedro romero June 08, 2005

black man costume

Clothing worn by denizens of the ghetto. The traditonal "rapper" uniform. Includes Lugs, Fubu, Rockawear, Sean John, Dickies, jail-clothes, dark sunglasses, sagging pants, hat cocked to the side, du-rags, team jerseys, long shorts, and uncreased sneakers that cost upwards of $100. The stereotypical ghetto-child look.

"Those white rappers are all dressed in Black Man Costumes."

by pedro romero June 08, 2005

doggie dick

Pink lipstick. It resembles a dog's weiner.

"Can I borrow your doggie dick?"

by pedro romero June 08, 2005

gonzo nose

A boner that curves a little at the end.

"You hoes can pogo on my gonzo nose."

by pedro romero June 08, 2005

maseta

A large, heavy shit. Must be hard, ungiving, and must make a large splash when it hits the water. A direct translation is "flower-pot", so you see the connotation.

"Come look at the maseta I dropped!"

by pedro romero June 08, 2005

Mister Pfister

A sexual action performed by anally-talented men. The pitcher inserts a fist into the ass of the catcher and he opens and closes his hand in a rhythmic fashion.

"I just gave Jack a Mister Pfister!"

by pedro romero June 08, 2005