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When you ejaculate and emit sperm into your belly button then your girl fingers it out and snorts a nice heavy line.
You'll never believe last night i offered my girl tghe petwet and she sneezed for two hours
petwet by Josh Pettit November 7, 2007
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peteetong 

(pet-tee-tong)
1.) a verbal salute used as a greeting or at departure
2.) a word used in celebration
popularized by Larry Wachs, the Jew of THE REGULAR GUYS, a popular radio show in Atlanta,Ga. The word originates from a call by an inebriated listener refered to as "Stoner Mike" a self proclaimed wordsmith/catch-phrase creator. The word was stored to the Regular Guys soundbyte library and is played at various times throughout the show, as well as a remixed version at the end of the show.
Hey Guys, peteetong, F-U Steve
Peteetong to you sir.
peteetong by Hefftone February 23, 2008

petetrious 

Something weird, or annoying
I hate this song it's so Petetrious
petetrious by Leash14 January 15, 2017

peter petweeter

Noun-An abnormally small penis. Usually under 5 inches. The name insinuates its cuteness.
Brenda-"Awww, look at the lil' peter petweeter. It's so cute!"
Brad-"I would prefer if you didn't call Mr. Bigglesworth cute."

(Note, talking baby talk to a slong is usually considered a no-no for fear of insulting its owner, yet always tempting.)
peter petweeter by geniusH August 6, 2006

peteetong 

The name of the cow that lives in the median of the I-75 and I-675 interchange south of Atlanta.
Damn, Peteetong almost walked into rush hour traffic today!
peteetong by gagrl999 September 5, 2013
A petpet is a pet that your neopet has.
MikeJonesofC_island has a petpet. His petpet is a Christmas Anubis.
petpet by Alexi August 2, 2003
Small, sometimes expensive, pets for your Neopets on a virtual site that is fun to use. some people don't like it, but that's just an opinion.
I sell petpets in my shop for cheap!
petpets by Casey Stark July 30, 2006
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