Petty gay
Tyler: When I watch straight porn, I try to find the biggest dicks possible, that shit gets me rock hard.
Jake: That seems kind of petty gay man.
Jake: That seems kind of petty gay man.
Petty gay by NoDak Jack October 15, 2018
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Gay Petty
Gay Petty is the next level in true accension into being a master at the petty arts. This is shown in many different ways. It can be you passively aggressively ignoring an ignorant buffoon who is trying to tear you down. Some examples include but are not limited to:
1. Hiding the person's car keys.
2. Damaging a makeup pallet.
3. Backhanded complements
Etc.
The important rule of being gay petty is to do it with style and flare. Leave their jaws dropped walking with the confidence of owning that cat walk in the latest fashion. Slay queen slay!
1. Hiding the person's car keys.
2. Damaging a makeup pallet.
3. Backhanded complements
Etc.
The important rule of being gay petty is to do it with style and flare. Leave their jaws dropped walking with the confidence of owning that cat walk in the latest fashion. Slay queen slay!
Person 1: Man this person just isn't getting it, they are obnoxious and just a headache.
Person 2: This calls for the ultimate form of petty.
Person 1: No, they aren't ready.
Person 2: Watch me bitch it's time for being gay petty.
*Chaos unfolds*
Person 2: This calls for the ultimate form of petty.
Person 1: No, they aren't ready.
Person 2: Watch me bitch it's time for being gay petty.
*Chaos unfolds*
Gay Petty by Wolfie woo woo June 24, 2026
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That's Pretty Gay
Person 1: I'm so hungry, I would eat a horse dick right now.
Person 2: You sure man? That's pretty gay.
Person 2: You sure man? That's pretty gay.
That's Pretty Gay by ShoshAhSheli April 23, 2018
Gay to Pretty Gay
A statement that encompasses all ranges of an undesired outcome. The event or occurrance could be classified as having some redeeming merit, but overall still sucking, to being a complete waste of time where mockery is not only assured, but mandated. It's also equivilates to "lame to pretty lame."
Guy 1: So I went to that new Magiquest place at the mall, and you get to use magic wands and point them at things to get spells and gold. It's like playing Harry Potter with a Wiimote in a Lazer Tag arena!
Guy 2: Dude, that sounds Gay to Pretty Gay.
Guy 2: Dude, that sounds Gay to Pretty Gay.
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Perty Gay Like That MKAY
When someone uses the term, "Perty Gay Like That, Mkay?", s/he is not in any way referring to a homosexual person. S/he is innocently pointing out that the person is acting perty gay. This is often confused with actually slandering someone for being gay.
Perty Gay Like That MKAY by SaladTripp January 5, 2004
Pretty Gay
Example 1:
Guy 1 - "Hey, did you see the race on sunday?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah, nobody crashed the entire time. Pretty gay."
Example 2:
Girl 1 - "How was your date with Joshua on Saturday?"
Girl 2 - "It was pretty gay. He didn't make a move on me the whole night."
Guy 1 - "Hey, did you see the race on sunday?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah, nobody crashed the entire time. Pretty gay."
Example 2:
Girl 1 - "How was your date with Joshua on Saturday?"
Girl 2 - "It was pretty gay. He didn't make a move on me the whole night."
Pretty Gay by Rockaj1012 March 5, 2007
perty gay
Used in a sense of embarrassment. If someone is "perty gay" they are acting stupid or funny in some way. It's the kind of person you look at and say..."He perty gay!".
perty gay by SaladTripp January 5, 2004
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