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Head Patrol 

Group of school girls who often wonder around your local mall wearing too much make-up and dressed very trashy. They can often be offered cheap achohol or cigarettes in exchange for a quick wordBJ/word, titty flash or some anal lovin' that ends with worddirty sanchez/word.

To identify the Head patrol, you should look for a group of girls that may vary in size from 3 or more where one girl will be fat, another will be ankles and elbows and at least one will be very overdeloped for her age.
I had a three-way with the head patrol!

I got some head from the head patrol, then the cops arrested my drunk ass and I got ass raped at the county jail, shit.
Head Patrol by FBodyJim October 13, 2003

Petrolhead 

A person(s) with an addiction to cocaine. The word petrolhead comes from the use of petrol in the synthesis of cocaine

Origins: This word dates back to the late 90's / early 00's. Originating from the coke capital of the world (Bristol).
"Toilets in lakota..."
X: Got some of that 10/10 Peruvian

Marching Gear
Y: You fucking petrolhead

X: *Sniffffffff*
Y: Well gives us a stripe then
Petrolhead by Your Local Priest February 24, 2020

petrolhead 

Enthusiast of petrol (gasoline) engines or cars
Petrolheads may prefer the gasoline version of this automobile to the diesel one.
petrolhead by Anonymous October 15, 2003

petrolhead 

Term of abuse used by environmentalists against car users.
"The petrolheads may soon run out of road; gridlock is certain in many areas by 2005"
petrolhead by Nupe January 7, 2004

Petrolheadonism 

Petrolheadonism is a term often used to describe an intense passion or obsession with cars and everything related to them, such as driving, collecting, customizing, and racing. It represents a lifestyle centered around a love for automobiles
John's garage is filled with vintage sports cars, and he spends every weekend at the racetrack; his petrolheadonism knows no bounds.
Petrolheadonism by Cheerio Chimpanzee September 6, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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