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Head Patrol 

Group of school girls who often wonder around your local mall wearing too much make-up and dressed very trashy. They can often be offered cheap achohol or cigarettes in exchange for a quick wordBJ/word, titty flash or some anal lovin' that ends with worddirty sanchez/word.

To identify the Head patrol, you should look for a group of girls that may vary in size from 3 or more where one girl will be fat, another will be ankles and elbows and at least one will be very overdeloped for her age.
I had a three-way with the head patrol!

I got some head from the head patrol, then the cops arrested my drunk ass and I got ass raped at the county jail, shit.
Head Patrol by FBodyJim October 13, 2003

Petrolhead 

A person(s) with an addiction to cocaine. The word petrolhead comes from the use of petrol in the synthesis of cocaine

Origins: This word dates back to the late 90's / early 00's. Originating from the coke capital of the world (Bristol).
"Toilets in lakota..."
X: Got some of that 10/10 Peruvian

Marching Gear
Y: You fucking petrolhead

X: *Sniffffffff*
Y: Well gives us a stripe then
Petrolhead by Your Local Priest February 24, 2020

petrolhead 

Enthusiast of petrol (gasoline) engines or cars
Petrolheads may prefer the gasoline version of this automobile to the diesel one.
petrolhead by Anonymous October 15, 2003

petrolhead 

Term of abuse used by environmentalists against car users.
"The petrolheads may soon run out of road; gridlock is certain in many areas by 2005"
petrolhead by Nupe January 7, 2004

Petrolheadonism 

Petrolheadonism is a term often used to describe an intense passion or obsession with cars and everything related to them, such as driving, collecting, customizing, and racing. It represents a lifestyle centered around a love for automobiles
John's garage is filled with vintage sports cars, and he spends every weekend at the racetrack; his petrolheadonism knows no bounds.
Petrolheadonism by Cheerio Chimpanzee September 6, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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